November 21, 2005

Hot Sauce or BLT...you make the call


That's right...I'm throwing it down right now. BLT is a stupid-ass nickname...EVEN more so than "Tom Petty."

Hey trendsetters...we're dealing with 20 year old kids...not members of the Foreigner fan club. I'm all for bonding and making up cheers and finding cool and exciting ways to put "go team" on a bedsheet. But YOU cheer for your guys your way...and we'll cheer ours.

All of the 1..2..8 is down with the Professor, helicopter and Hot Sauce. If you aint down with it..it aint nothing but a thang. We've got to keep it real.

Word.

PS - I'll take our entire section against you bucket-beating assclowns anyday

(Yes..I'm joking because it's funny)

17 Comments:

Anonymous matty said...

, said the guy who threatened to abandon UNO hockey altogether and/or move to a different section. Way to rack up the credibility points there, chief. :p

BLT and Tom Petty forevar!!!!!1

8:40 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Hey assmunch...I did move upstairs.

It's not my fault I'm beloved by my own section so much that they found room for me.

Kudos to me for paying less and sitting in the same seat.

Now go whack your bucket.

;)

8:42 AM  
Anonymous matty said...

I'm not totally sure if I'll go tonight, to be honest. I feel like shit; the only reason I'm at school today is cos I have to get some research done for a PolySci paper that's due after the break. Crap.

Anyways, did you talk to your brother this weekend? City and Rovers tied 0-0, but no big surprise there; neither team has so much as scored on the other since we won at Ewood Park in...September? of 2003, I think.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

I can't believe you blogged on this. Hot Sauce makes absolutely no sense... zero. And anybody who lives his life through Streetball needs some serious psychological counseling. BLT works because its his initials. Hot Sauce, the Professor, Helicopter? Those are arbitrary words. No sense involved. Therefore, not funny.

Tom Petty works because of a striking resemblence to the "60-year old, hippie" (your words, not mine). Same for Hans Gruber.

Think a little bit outside the box... make a connection somewhere... it's the relation that makes the name funny.

Until you give up this Qwest to make up arbitrary names for players, you will be known as 'Ass Juice'. :)

4:17 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

BLT is something you get on hankies or your golf bag. Tom Petty is a horribly overrated dinosaur of ancient rock.

"No sense whatsoever" Why in the fuck does it have to make sense? Is there a test? Is the CCHA going to send some official to town to judge us and give us a tourney seed if we have "cool nicknames"?

This whole cheer-gate thing is out of fucking control. I'm not sure why this has to be so g*d damn difficult. IT'S A FUCKING HOCKEY GAME! WHo fucking cares if people bring other drums...who fucking cares if people don't use milk jugs. Who fucking cares what a group of fans on the other side of the arena yell at a player.

You sir need to get the stick out of your ass, and worry about things that are far more important...like why do the shirts on the girls at the bud bar now go all the way to their belt. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

AJ

PS - Your new name is Oatmeal. I will refer to you by this at all times from now on.

9:12 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

PS - matty, I didn't hear from my brother in the past week. (Although my parents did.) He gets in tomorrow night, so I'll find out then.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

hipocrite.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, BLT aren't his initials. Rick made up the L part.

12:49 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

and the plot thickens....

PS - Good post Oatmeal.

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The L in BLT comes from the L in Bill. That isn't his middle initial. That's why hot sauce is a better name.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Rick said...

I don't know why I didn't see this in the first instance. AJ, call him Hot Sauce with my blessing. Making sense is overrated.

Besides, with all the drama happening over on MP these days, I have a new admiration for people who have the nads to walk up and go "yo, asshole! I disagree!"

So, respect to tha 1 tizzle ocho, I recognize "Hot Sauce" to the boundaries of your jurisdiction.

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. That's far better than posting it on a secret message board.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"AJ, call him Hot Sauce with my blessing."

AJ, you should call him what ever you want, with or without anyones blessing. Who gives a sh!t?

8:30 PM  
Anonymous matty said...

I like how Bookman still can't bring himself to cuss away from Mavpuck.

What a no-book-selling pussy.

12:11 AM  
Blogger Rick said...

Good comments, anonymous.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous The King of Fremont said...

Wow! I didn't know that there was such controversy over Hot Sauce vs. the other names...for a little history...certainly Hot Sauce has its origins in street ball, but the fans in the north thought that it was an appropriate name since Thomas has mad skills! I personally believe that other nicknames don't pay tribute to his skills and therefore degrade the man, the myth, and the legend. So, the northerners will continue to use Hot Sauce. Thank you and have a nice day!

12:08 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Rick..I appreciate your blessing. I'm not being a smartass...I do appreciate it. I also know that a lot of this is for fun, and it should always remain so.

We call him hot sauce becuase it's fun and we have a good time joking around about it. Does it make sense? ehh..not really..but that's half the fun, watching people turn around, wondering what in the hell we're talking about.

I just hope everybody can relax and realize that we all root for the same team..no matter how we do so.

I also like the King of Fremont's suggestion that section 128 should now be known as the "Northerners". In the spirt of Yoopers, we think and yell to the beat of our own drummer. And like Yoopers..we hate everything below the Macincac bridge.

Bring on FSU.

AJ

1:06 PM  

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