I Was Wrong...Maybe You ARE Back
Perhaps some of my favorite readers will get their wish to defend themselves when I say thugs = happy fans. Hmmmmm….Big-shot WR comes to campus. Husker nation falls in love with big strong wide receiver. Then…
Wide receiver goes to jail for the night and gets charged with several different misdemeanors. So how much are you going to defend him now? Mock it like you did JC throwing a hissy fit at a chick in his parking space? No big deal I’m sure?
This will be quite the test for Clownahan, as he’s about to make his first big decision of his tenure. This isn’t some asscown holder who smacked a Missouri student who “threatened him.” This isn’t some 550lb lineman beating up a male OU cheerleader. These are actually some pretty serious charges.
However, no word yet on whether or not Tom Osborne’s rule of “No felony, no foul” will come into play. I’m no rocket scientist by any means, but I’ll bet you a large sum of money that the following will happen in the next couple of days:
1) Statement from Callahan, “Very disappointed.”
2) Callahan will state “He’ll be punished, but we’re taking this in-house”
2) Purify will sit out some summer wind sprints
3) Nobody will remember jack shit come August and we’ll be right back where we were.
How can you not see this coming?
I will say this…at least this isn’t like your past incidents where some of your best players got in trouble for assault…at least he smacked around a guy this time around.
More to come in the next day or two from me as soon as I stop giggling.
(Late Edit - Many reports are saying he actually did punch a girl in the altercation. Damn, why would I have assumed otherwise?)