September 16, 2008

What Our Little World Has Become

Have you ever stopped in mid-thought and made one of those random realizations? Have you ever stopped pitchin hay or slopping hogs and really taken a moment to let all the little facets of the universe soak through your white mesh Moor-Mans hat as you stand next to your Waterloo Boy Model ‘N’ manure loader? (the first one of you freaks who gets the urge to write me and call me an idiot because the model ‘N’ was discontinued years ago gets my wrath)

Ten years ago, the Huskers were rolling to yet another 12-1 season. Led by a future Heisman trophy running back…only a Tom Brady-esque performance by Major Applewhite kept the Hick nation from kicking back and throwing a 6th trophy on the side of that stupid ass truck that follows your team everywhere. When that is you happen to HAVE to play a road game per Big 12 rules. )

At that time, Frank Solich (Boooo! ) led his team to huge wins over Texas A&M, 6th ranked Tennessee and 5th ranked Kansas State. (They did squeak by Colorado and KU...and had to rally to beat a bad Southern Miss team at home…but who cares about details?). Names like Buckhalter, Alexander and Davison and Craver destroyed a young lad with a decent future named Peyton Manning. All was right in your world and the future truly was so bright you had to wear shades.

Anyhow, if you happened to be crushed by farm equipment that year and somehow found yourself waking up from a 10 season coma this week….here is what you would find:

- The Huskers are coming of a 4 of 5 year stretch that would rank those seasons as some of the worst in school history.
- The Huskers are coming off of a season where they were one of 12 teams in 1A that didn't go to a bowl.
- The vaunted option power game was scrapped…reviled and then longed for yet again.
- Inconsistencies are abound with a string of stunningly easy drives of pure poetry, followed by a game where you needed late-game heroics to beat San Jose State…at home.
- A young hothead defensive coordinator with zero personality is set to take the Big Red once again into the unknown.

We need not again go through all that is wrong with your team right now. Needless to say, we could fill volumes talking about your lack of playmakers, your undersized defensive players or your lack of any sort of pass rush. But what has changed the most during those 10 years is OUTSIDE your own walls. What has changed you ask? Don’t know what I'm talking about?

* After three weeks, the nation’s leading candidate for the Heisman trophy plays for Missouri. (think about that for a moment.) At the same time, the Tigers are commonly referred to as one of THE teams to beat early in this season...along with Oklahoma and USC this season. (read that again and think about it real good)
* Kansas won 12 games last season (somehow) and won a BCS game (So they say)
* 3 of the top 5 offenses in the country reside in the Big 12. One of which is Oklahoma who throws the ball around the field with a guy who almost never throws an incompletion.
* Another consensus Heisman trophy candidate also plays for Missouri.
* East Carolina is in the AP top 15
* The University of South Florida is one of the favorites in a BCS conference that was barely even a conference in 1999.
* Big bad Michigan is 1-2 and may be on their way to one of the worst seasons a “traditional” power has had since…well…you.

But why bring up the past you ask? Why compare and contrast a season from a decade ago?

Fast forward to yesterday as I was driving home. As you know, I’m a HUGE fan of the afternoon call-in shows here in Omaha, because they reveal the true soul of the “greatest fans in college football”®. Whether you’re presenting a giant paper to the American Psychiatric Association or writing a blog regarding the ridiculousness of the messengers…these shows are always good for a laugh; if anything for the pure hypocrisy of it all.

To make a long story short, here is a sample of some of the calls:

“I can’t believe Gary Pinkel is such a jerk that he had to run up a score on helpless Nevada.” (Ironic also, because the same guy was probably calling prior to Nebraska's game with the Wolfpack last year telling the hosts what a great challenge they present)

“Typical Missouri…running a fake field goal to boost their poll ratings.”

“Boy, you can sure tell Missouri has never been good, since they don’t know how to win with class”.

On and on and on and on and on and on and on it went for the better part of an hour. Now, I’m not going to completely focus on this aspect of running up the score, nor am I going to pound my chest how cool I am rooting for a team that has sucked for so long, that is suddenly really really good. So with that being said, I will speak for myself and probably many other Missouri fans who feel the say way. I’ve expressed this opinion before, but apparently some people didn’t get the message:

Blow me.

I don’t care about winning with “class” or winning “the right way” or giving the opposing team some transparent and lame pity clap as they slug off the field. “Good game #23!” “You guys are gonna be all right #81”

You guys sucked #23. You run routes for shit #81. Unlike many of you reading this fine internet publication, I am not drawn to sports to make friends. I’m not sitting in the stands, enjoying the pure entertainment value of competition…wearing the uniform of the school that I actually like. I’ve chosen my side..through choice or by birth..and for better or worse…if you are playing against my team…I’m not going to be nice to you. No, I’m not going to throw batteries or trip some cheerleader as she skips by prior to the game. But I’m sure not going to make your stay extra pleasant to sooth my self-bloated super-ego of fandom.

The fact that on this day…a mere 10 years after another Husker team was rolling to yet another trophy…that we are listening to Husker radio listeners complain that the University of Missouri is running up the score on people is mind-boggling. How soon you forget the 63-6 days where your smug arrogance gave me the uninvited comfort that “you’re Tiger team will get better…hang in there.”

Go to hell.

This jihad of payback and redemption will not stop until the ghosts of pity claps past are long forgotten…no matter how much you want to deny they ever existed. Hate week is coming…and if you’re really good we can have a really swell picnic prior to the game and swap stories about our favorite moments involving our favorite teams. Wouldn’t that be swell?

Whiney crybaby hypocrite bitches.

Power Poll #4

1) Missouri (3-0) vs. Buffalo
– Chase Daniel has more TD’s in 2 games than incompletions. That is completely ridiculous, even if you’re running 11 on zero drills in practice. The Tigers always played Turner Gill tough in his days as a Hick in the mid 80’s. I’m guessing his confidence level is a bit different this weekend then back in the old days. A week off precedes Hate Week.

2) Kansas State (2-0) at Louisville – OK, I jumped the gun and forgot KSU was idle last week. Same situation remains though. Huge game for the Cats who can become an instant player in the Big 12 with a win on the road on National TV. Time for Josh Freeman to take the next step.

3) Colorado (2-0) vs. West Virginia – OK, I jumped the gun on the Colorado game too. Still going to be a great test for the Buffs who always play superior teams tough at home in the non-conference. (Well, for the most part.) Should be interesting to see how WVU handles a completely unfamiliar environment.

4) Kansas (2-1) vs. Sam Houston State – The Munchkin General and the 10 dwarfs head back into Southland conference play with a huge matchup with the 32nd best team in the state of Texas.

5) Nebraska (3-0) vs. IDLE – Hooray! You’re out of the basement. Ok, ISU slipped back into the basement by scoring a whopping 5 whole points against a crappy Iowa team they should have beaten (at least I think so). But regardless, the Red Nation gets an off week to rest up…pat themselves on the back and smack women in the face in bars. I feel an incident coming….don’t you?

6) Iowa State (2-1) at UNLV – Damnit Clones, I was really counting on you guys to pick up the slack and kick Herbie Husker back into the sewer where he belongs. UNLV had a gigantic win on the road last week and should be prime for a letdown. I wouldn’t be shocked if ISU could make a statement and pull one out here. Either way…a decent season can be saved, or a long long season can start sliding right here.

1) Oklahoma (3-0) vs. IDLE – Missouri scores 57 points a game, has scored 13 straight possessions…destroys everything in their path and they’re STILL not the best team in their own conference. Until Oklahoma shows that patented 1-game-per-year performance down the crapper…they are by far the team to beat.

2) Texas (2-0) vs. Rice – Should be interesting to see how UT handles the postponement of their game last week. Rice sucks and Colt McCoy should have a field day. Not sure why, but I still have a really strange feeling that this team is way better than people think.

3) Oklahoma State (3-0) vs. Troy – Remember when Troy embarrassed the Pokes on national TV last year; humiliating them in front of millions of fans and poll voters? I’m guessing OSU hasn’t either. Troy is remarkably pathetic on the road, and the Cowboys are really hitting their stride. An October 11th date with Missouri suddenly is looking very interesting. (And long too)

4) Texas Tech (3-0) vs. UMass – UMass? UMass? Mike Leach’s team would have trouble gaining respect if they were crushing these cupcakes…let alone struggle to put them away as they are now. The south is way way too tough to be thinking you’re that much better than they really are. Gotta question their mentality at this point.

5) Baylor (2-1) at. UConn - My stone cold upset lock of the weekend. Baylor has scored 96 points in the past two weeks. UConn struggled to beat mighty temple..but did look good clobbering a pathetic Virginia team. Should be a great game.

6) Texas A&M vs. Miami Fl – Ok, I missed the date on this game as well. Regardless, a huge chance for Mike Sherman’s team to make a statement on ABC regional TV this weekend. Or they could completely embarrass themselves by losing to a mediocre and young Miami team on their home turf.


Blogger KSTATER said...


Terrific column, again!

I must concur, the bastards have no room to talk about the Tiggers running up the score. As a child I remember playing catch in KSU stadium on the bleachers because nobody was there but Nub fans.

They would run up the score, laugh at how pathetic we were and make the 2 hour drive back north. And they wonder why we relish kicking their ass so much now! 30 years of futility will change a person, so when you get a taste of success, enjoy it!

I told you this earlier, but I will say it again, savor this season, enjoy every pass Daniel throws, because you don't know when it will end! Be the biggest ass you can be, because 3 years from now you may be a 4 win team.

Side note: Two games on your schedule that you better watch out as you probably know are the OKSU and KSU games. Both teams are explosive on offense. Watching them in Stillwater last year told me that they are a team on the rise.

2:50 PM  
Blogger James Hill said...

My Humble Opinion:
I really do not like Nebraska. I hate Kansas, but at least I can relate to the resurgence of their program- I was sorry to see them lose. I would like to see Lincoln fade into oblivion. Hope the tigers invade as the Romans did Carthage and sow salt in their fields and poison their wells. I hope it is 77 to nothing, and they run three fake field goals on them.
Former Antler

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spot on with the Oklahoma comment. They are flying under the radar while the Tigers are getting a lot of press. As Gary Pinkel has said, Mizzou hasn't even won the Big 12 yet, so that keeps everything in perspective...

Excellent column, and Kansas fans can blow me too....


4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I imagine the Horns would have preferred to have their original week off before facing CU, OU, Mizzou, Okie St, and Tech in that order. But they had to use the Ike delayed week to prepare for mighty Rice.

Sucks for them, I guess.

Front Range

5:04 PM  
Blogger broker0625 said...

AJ said "How soon you forget the 63-6 days where your smug arrogance gave me the uninvited comfort that “you’re Tiger team will get better…hang in there.”

I do remember those days. And the best thing I remember was how the 2nd string and third string offenses could score on your tigers. Not only did Nebraska dominate your team wholly. The team was so complete that it didn't matter who was in there playing. If Missouri gets up huge, lets say 30+. They will leave 1st string in to get to 63. Nebraska did not. And you can't come up with any evidence that they did against Mizzou. You would really hate Nub fans if TO would've let the 1st strings ass rape you to the tune of 90-0.


6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to stop reading this after the first paragraph. It's one thing to rail on NU fans, but to belittle farmers on a full stomach. You should be ashamed of yourself. I realize that most in Misery have there own idea of sustanance, but everyone else in the world rely on farmers to survive. So keep on eating the shit that your pussies produce and have a hungry day! You fuck!!

7:21 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Ah Ha!

We certainly do feed the world with our delightfully suculant Ozark spring-fed lake trout.

Take it back and take it back now.

PS - The day I eat anything Soybean is the day I put a gun to my head.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

If a team hangs half a hundred on you, it is your fault as much as theirs. So, it is not Misery's job to take it easy on us when they are up, it is our job to kick their ass for even thinking about it.

Last year we were not up to that task. So, while Pinkel may be a douche bag for running a fake at 34-6 in the 4th quarter, it was still our fault for letting them do it.

It is a little surreal to me that we are bitching about folks running up the score on us. Seriously people, we beat these punks down a long time and, in most cases, by bigger margins:

MU: 63-6 (1991)
KU: 70-0 (1986) -- Many to chose from
KSU: 73-31 -- During our worst season during my lifetime

I say bring it. Less than 2 weeks to the hate.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Do you even know what that green and yellow machine is in your first photo?

I really do enjoy seeing you show off your ignorance of the world, let alone football.


9:10 PM  
Blogger Dr. Funke said...

Missouri is a force to be reckoned with. They are like watching a video game. Nebraska is a horrible, horrible team. They are like watching a lemon party.

Have a hungry day!

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Runralphierun said...

Amen brother!

Nobody loves watching Big Red crash and burn quite as much as we do down here in Boulder. For all my life, these arrogant pansies have walked all over Boulder like they own the place. Sure, they were nice about it (with their supposed "class"), but their sense of entitlement is almost enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little bit.

Sure, Osbourne was a good coach, but these slack-jawed idiots treat him like some sort of God (I mean come on, they really brought that sterile bastard back on as Athletic Director? Desperate cowards...every last one of them). Ol' Uncle Tom ain't gonna dig you out of this hole bitches! So now we can sit back and admire their sweet downfall. I was there in the front row in 2001 when it all started. 62-36, the sweet numbers that bounce off the flatirons with such ecstasy. Oh...and not to mention 65 points we put on them last season.

It's almost sad when you look at it from a rational sense. How can one tough loss like that shatter a program that claims such pride and prestige? Instead of bouncing back (as good teams do), they folded and gave way to giving up 70+ points in a single game. They just need to accept that sports all balances out over time, nobody sits at the top forever. Hell, look around you, the Yankees are 4th place in the AL East and don't stand a chance in making the playoffs, Michigan is 1-2, Miami and Notre dame didn't even make a bowl game last year (neither did the Huskers if I recall correctly).

It's time to accept another sub-par season (or six) Nebraska! Your reign of terror is over. I know mediocrity may not sit well in Lincoln...but you'd better get used to it.

Go Buffs! Huck the Fuskers!

Chris in Boulder

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to wonder if Mizzou is going to be the OU of 2008 and have one of those "road letdowns".... Sure they are crushing their opponents right now, but look at what Illinois just did. 3 point win at home to LA Lafayette!? You Tigers had better stop looking ahead, it's a LONG season.

10:50 PM  
Blogger NEBforCU said...

You jumped the gun again, Ohio State plays Troy, not Oklahoma State.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew just knew you were a fan of the trout, especially the trouser trout variety. Thank you for the confirmation. You truely are a pin head!! Keep on hating the Soybeanhuskers you douche bag!!

Have a nice day!!

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and please, don't put a gun to your head, I like to observe stupidity in it's purest form.

Have a nice day!!

1:44 AM  
Blogger daddyact said...

I assume it would be pointless to point out that the team you're thinking of was 1999's Huskers, not ten years ago. You obvioulsy can't add or subtract. Why am I not surprised?

But that's okay; you honestly think Chase Daniel is going to win the Heisman while leading the Missouri Tigers to a national championship.

he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

Maybe someone really needs to tell you that it takes a good defense to win any kind of championship.

Don't look now, but the Tigers don't have a good defense, or haven't you noticed?

Mind you, I commend the tiggers for giving their best Nebraska impression by scoring so many points against truly bad teams, and I include Illinois in that mix. Illinois, a team which will struggle to win another game until mid-October and then maybe not again this season.

But that's okay, you should enjoy your team's moments in the sun, while they last.

Dude, your team gave up 42 points to a team which was held to 20 by Louisiana-Lafayette. LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Illinois's a monster.

btw, you'd better blow your brains out now, because if you haven't read the ingredients on the packages you buy, you will want to kill yourself when you discover you've been eating soybeans for most of your pathetic little life.

Don't believe me? Read the labels.

2:37 AM  
Blogger daddyact said...

Hey, kstater!

Kiss my ass!

You are right about one thing, and you should know: relish the good stuff now, because it only took the mildcats one year to go from 11-4 to 4-7.

What a monster program your boy, Bill built. It only took Ron Prince two seasons to destroy it.

It took Frank Solich five years to fall to break even, and even Bill Callahan managed to win the division in the midst of four years tearing apart all things dear to Husker fans.

But then RP is such a special talent, ain't he?

2:44 AM  
Blogger daddyact said...

BTW, aj, your opinion about Texas will only serve to blow up in your face if it turns out to be true, but not to fear, you're wrong about them also. Texas is going to have their worst year since 1999.

2:47 AM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

Ah the old argument of "our 2nd and 3rd stringers beat you back then".

Look up a little thing called Title IX.

Back then, if you played football in the midwest and wanted to be on TV you had to play for NU, OU, or Texas. Those teams beat up on the rest of thier leauges because thier teams were filled with 2nd and 3rd string guys who would all be starting for the teams they were beating. But the kids were ridding the bench because they were either lied to about playing time or they dreamed of getting on TV.

Playing poker is easy if you only deal 2 cards a piece to everyone at the table but yourself.

"You've got king high? I've got a full house! I don't even have to use all my cards to beat you! I rule at poker!"

6:35 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

I know what a combine is.

My bad on Okie State. DAMNIT I need to look at a better schedule.

PS - This Daddycat person is an old friend of ours here at BEL who is too chicken shit to go back to his original name/moniker. I'll let you people figure out who she/he is.

8:17 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

PPS - I said 10 SEASONS ago, not 10 years ago you fucking idiot. And if you paid more attention to your hooked on phonics CD, you would see I didn't even pick Missouri to win the conference. (Not then, not now)

But that's fine...who cares about small details when you can practice your Jim Rome routine over and over again. Glad I can help for your audition.

Oh..and trouser trout?


8:20 AM  
Blogger KSTATER said...

For all you Idiots that have been talking shit on KSU for scheduling, explain to me this one.

You just scheduled a series with WYOMING in Invesco Field at Mile high in Denver. Seriously, that is pathetic, to drive 500 miles from Lincoln to play that shitty team in an NFL Stadium! Don't tell me it is for recruiting Colorado!

We may be playing ISU in Arrowhead, but they are in the Big 12, and both schools are 2-3 hours from KC.

I guess if you have to go on the road in the Non con, you better schedule the shittiest team possible.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kstater: Sounds like the Wildcats are trying even harder to find their true "rival". Iowa State? In Arrowhead? Really!?

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL At KSU fan talking trash about scheduling cupcakes. Now THAT'S rich!

Didn't you guys back out of a game with Fresno St. this year to play Montana St.?

1:51 PM  
Blogger broker0625 said...


Oh that's right I forgot. Calling a fullback trap up the middle and walking through your swiss cheese defense was running up the score. They were just trying to run the clock out with the ground game.


3:49 PM  
Blogger Nowledge said...


Where did you get your bowl stats? Either that's really lame or they need to cut down the amount of bowls (which is out of control these days).

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chase Daniels has a tiny wang. Hey, just passing along what I heard....

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ, you disappoint me!! I thougt you had a solid understanding of metaphors (RE Corn Palace) but then you have to ask about trouser trout. I'll help you out. Trouser trout is a metaphor for the BE's penis, to which your lips have been firmly affixed for some time now. As far as the wrath you speak of, it is actually a rash and it probably came from BE's TT. Go see a vet and get it cleared up, Jack-ass!! Although a vet probably won't help you because you will make some insulting comment about artificial insemanation.

I do know who Jim Rome is however I do not listen to his show and any similarities in our styles is purely coincidental. If this bothers you, and it obviously does, I have this to say. SWEET!!!!

One last thing. Firing shots at an extra large brown star of a bullseye named AJ(another metaphor, you're an asshole) is fun for a couple of days, but to do it for four years. That would be pretty pathetic now wouldn't it. Good luck with your next four years!!

Have a pathetic life!!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Watching those Mildcats playing Louisville. Not impressed. That is the 87th ranked offense clowning on Prince's JUCO's

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to move KState down on that list AJ. They will be lucky to win 2 conference games.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K State's position in your power poll was right on the money. Not only did they look like #2, they smelled like it too.

10:14 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Damn, I missed this place.

kstater, can you do us all a favor now and quit running your mouth about how explosive the Tamecats offense is and how stiffling their newly thugged out JUCO defense is? You just let a middle of the pack Big East team(BTW, congrats go out to the state of Kansas for your 0-2 showing against the shittiest BCS conference out there) drop 600 yards on you and your stud quarterback shit all over himself (this must be the explosive part you were mentioning).

You couldn't stop a team that lost over 30 players off it's roster from last season and got shut out by Kentucky (no, we're not talking hoops here)

On second thought, keep Prophesizing. It's like watching a car accident. You know you should turn away 'cuz it's just gonna be messy, but at the same time you can't help but look.

Wah wah wah.. the Huskers used to pound the shit out of you all on a mostly annual basis. Rub some fucking dirt on it an move on.


What the fuck is a lemon party, who the fuck is OKSU, and what the fuck is that ruptured nutsack nebforcu trying to say?

12:27 AM  
Anonymous saunders45 said...

Kstater, first scoreboard (73-31). Second, the Wyoming series is speculation, not fact. Not to mention, you pussied up in backing out with Fresno State. Third, how's it feel losing to the 5th place Big East team?

KState:29 Louisville: 38

AJ might have to adjust his power rankings now.

7:23 AM  
Blogger Damien said...


Please STFU after your pitiful performance last night.


AJ, please get KSU out of your #2 ranking, it's making you look stupid.

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Tiger_Claw said...

Love your blog A.J., keep up the good fight.

- TC.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Mizzery fans are all the same. You think you're so high and mighty, but you have nothing on the Corn! Our years of dominance trump anything you can do in 1 or 2 years. Chase Daniel eats boogers and nothing will change that.

GO BIG RED Loser!!!


10:29 AM  
Anonymous Runralphierun said...

How many Husker fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they'd all rather stand around and talk about how bright it USED to be.

11:07 AM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

Hey Kstater''Your boys went all the way to Louisville to get there asses kicked. I think its great they are coming to Colorado..I'll only have to drive a few miles to see them. With all the Husker red at Invesco it will be Memorial Stadium West. And why are you talking smack about how the Purple Pussies have been dominating the Huskers lately. Remember the Huskers hung 73 on them last year..Hey Husker fans the booger eating jokes are getting a little stale..come up with some better stuff for Hate week. I also think its funny how the Buffs fans talk so much smack..99.9 percent of the people in Colorado could care less about the Buffs. The .01 that do are total assholes. I've never seen a whole section of drunken fans get kicked out of a game until my first visit to Folsom Field. Way to represent the go smoke some dope and hug a few trees.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booger eating leads to accuracy, high qb IQ, and leading the Heisman vote. Maybe Ganz should chow down.

3:12 PM  
Blogger KSTATER said...

What can I say, I was sold again by the snake oil salesman that is Ron Prince. I jumped on the bandwagon, and thought we were on our way back, just like you assholes think you are. I will man up and say it, we got stomped last night!

I was wrong, we can’t tackle, have NO running game, and were outcoached, again…

Nebraska fans should understand what it is like to have a coach come in and talk big and then do next to nothing, we can relate on that one.

It still doesn’t change the fact I fucking hate all of you, and that you are not on the rise! I am a realist, and figured out last night that KSU football is dying, and what took good old Bill YEARS to build, Prince is destroying in no time.

Your wins have not been impressive at all, if you went to Louisville you guys would have lost too! As for the shot about the KS schools going 0-2 against the Big East, Nebraska would get fucking destroyed by both schools, especially USF!

V-Tech is clearly down this year, lose to them at home and get the KY out, your going to get it all year long!

I take it back AJ about giving you guys a run in Columbia, no chance of that!

Kick KSU all you want while we are down, you are next! Hate week is coming!

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... students get drunk and rowdy at games???..who'd a thunk...thanks for that breaking newsflash, Sparky. I heard rumors that Prop 48 is going to be gone and that a merger with some members of the Southwest Conference is in the works.What do your Grand Island inside sources say?

Now it's no big secret that NU isn't one of the higher rated academic schools in the conference and the Hucksters were the only ones in the Big 12 to vote against higher academic standards for athletes*, but 99.9 and .01 = 100? Really? Please tell us you are just a t-shirt fan who puts the remaining nine cents in the penny tray at the gas and bait shop you work at when Joe Earl comes to fill up the John Deere and gives you a C-note.

The Nubs are in fine form now, beating up on a hapless WAC team and calling out others playing considerably tougher competition. Why, by next week we'll probably be hearing predictions of their favorite wet dream...a Big 12 title game with the Sooners.

PS The Nub who is obsessed with Chase Daniel's junk is probably missing Tommy Lee and spends way too much time at websites featuring Hick wrestlers.


6:16 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

Broker -

Did I say ANYTHING about running up the score????

My post was to respond to the NU fans for patting themselves on the back for a history of dominating the confrence before Title IX. You were playing against 1 or 2 star players because the big programs filled thier benches with players who were 3 stars but would never play. I have no problem with you running it up in that situation. But you guys are the equivilent of a guy who talks for 30 years about the time he dunked on a 5 year old.

And to Bornred....

Yes we feel just horrible that we didn't represent for the confrence. Whenever we play we think "How does this make our confrence look????"

What the fuck do you think we are, an SEC team?

Why on Earth should we feel shame for loosing on the road to a ranked team? If all we do is loose to ranked teams on the road this year we are still a 3 loss team.

The last time you guys beat a ranked team? The last time you guys beat a ranked team on the road?

Who makes the confrence look bad again?

7:28 AM  
Blogger bornred said...

Yes we feel just horrible that we didn't represent for the confrence. Whenever we play we think "How does this make our confrence look????"

Who the fuck said anything about representing the conference? You need to start by just trying to represent your state.

What the fuck do you think we are, an SEC team?

No, that would be your fanbase.

Unlike you fucksticks, I'm not running around shootin' my piehole off about how we are dominant. I told you shitheads USF was going to notch that digit in the right hand column before the season started and you said no fucking way.

Why on Earth should we feel shame for loosing on the road to a ranked team? If all we do is loose to ranked teams on the road this year we are still a 3 loss team.

Following your convention, shouldn't that be 3 loosse team? Aren't you the same guy that likes to talk about how uneducated NU fans are? Funny....

Who makes the confrence look bad again?

Well, if you mean conference, then KSU. I believe they are also in Kansas

Have a nice day.


12:30 PM  
Anonymous runralphierun said...


Well, look at Mr. High-and-mighty preaching to his own state a lesson in class. What's the matter? Did my joke bother you? You condescend to CU like we're a bunch of classless animals not worthy of stepping on the same field with your mighty Huskers, but take a look at yourselves (ALL of you!). You take time out of your day to start talking shit about Mizzou and the rest of the Big XII while trying to defend your mediocre at best team. As much as you think you're above us, you're exactly the same with your passive-aggressive attacks and bullshit. We're just more direct with it, mainly because it is you, the fans, whom we loath the most. Your sense of entitlement is more tired than your shitty attempt at the West Coast offense.

So as for your "now go smoke some dope and hug a few trees" comment: don't preach your bullshit on me if you can't lead by your own example you piece of shit!

Kiss my ass bitches! The Buffs are 3-0, and we did it by beating an in-state rival and upsets instead of your bullshit patsies you stomp on. Beat Va Tech first, then you'll earn my respect. But until then you're just wasting my time. November 28th, remember the day, that's when you'll find out who the real blackshirts are. Not to mention what Mizzou's gonna do to you. Mizzou at least beat Illinois in impressive fashion, their defense may have some question marks, but they're still better than your miserable pinkshirt D. I shall enjoy watching them rip you to pieces all over your own field.

3:10 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

Oh snap. Spelling smack again.

Well when you can't win more than a couple of games in gotta go with something.

And before you say 'gotta' isn't a word, run this through your spell checker "Go fuck yourself."

P.S. I picked KU to win the South Florida game, that's it. YOU said, "no way in hell." Congratulations. You keep winning those little victories and correcting people's spelling and you'll have a ranked team before you know it.

6:03 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

Oh and I never called NU fans uneducated. Try again.

I called you guys classless.

6:06 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Oh and I never called NU fans uneducated. Try again.

Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

I disagree with what you have printed and I believe the logic you used to deduce your opinions is flawed!!!

Perhaps if the state you lived in did not hold a high per capita ratio of people with below average intelligence, you would know how incorrect your opinions are. What is the issue you are having? Why are you so incorrect????

Ya, I guess you're right, you never said that...

You can spell any way you like and I could give two shits if you can't punctuate, but if you are one of those assholes that want to pretend that you are superior, you damn well better make sure every post is squeaky fuckin' clean.

What a fucking pompous asshole.

By the way, I took your advice and ran "Go fuck yourself" through my spell checker and it came back with "how ne-jhawk acquired bruised labia".. not sure what that's about, but thanks for the tip.

9:58 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

aj, you idiot.

Ten seasons ago would still be 1998, so you're wrong again.

Have no idea what trouser trout refers to, but you are dead wrong about a couple of other things.

The name is daddyACT, not CAT, and no, I'm not some guy who used to be here and is too afraid of you to use my real name. Daddyact has been my nom de plume for as long as I've had a computer.

1:27 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

I have to laugh at all those who seem to think the Corn were cheating when they were stockpiling players back in the day.

Hey, if you had a chose of sitting on the bench for two years in Lincoln or playing for some crappy KState or Tigger team, which do you think you'd have chosen?

Those players knew where the best program was.

However, I will say that ya'll are doing a lot better with those kids that are opting for KU or ISU as their second choice.

1:39 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

Hey, runralphie,

You a bunch of classless animals not worthy of stepping on the same field with the Huskers.

Your precious Puffs got lucky against a Big East school which shut off your offense for the last three quarters of the game. Yeah, what a juggernaut.

If the WVU coach hadn't been a total moron at the end, we'd all be celebrating another Puffball blow-up.

Now. c'mon, let's be honest all of you were crying in your beer when you were certain you'd just been humiliated again on national TV. That's the only thing that could have justified rushing the field and tearing down the goalposts for beating the 21st ranked (soon to be nowhere to be seen in the rankings) team.

What a bunch of pussies. Act like your program has a national title for christ's sake.

1:52 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

So if AJ leaves a blog post and I comment on it...


I'll wait on that one. This isn't a message board. Every comment isn't in response to the post above it.

That post was left (and AJ chimed in saying he loved it because it was a JOKE about how people respond with a 'how can you say that when you are retarded?' attitude to everything he writes) as a joke directed at AJ as an MU fan.

Go back over my posts some more. That post you pulled out of your ass says nothing about NU. It is completely unlabled. So one would have to assume ITS IN RESPONSE TO THE FUCKING BLOG AND NOT YOUR DUMB ASS.

Not all NU fans are dumb. But you're complete fucking moron.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a fucking homo. Get a life

5:35 PM  

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