September 6, 2008

Instant Analysis - San Jose State

What a great win. I’m not sure what I was thinking in picking you guys to win 4 games, but you guys were right....What was I thinking? How you scored today in such new and exciting ways, you must all be so proud of the “effort”…since that is obviously what pushed you through to victory.

- Listening to your crowd cheer as the final whistle sounded is funny beyond words. Your translucent effort today against a team that BARELY beat UC-Davis (Davis is not French for “Los Angeles) is yet another reason why you people are completely and totally out of your minds. This is not to mention the fluke pick when SJSU was driving inside the 10 as well as the 4th and 4 “oh how convenient” pass interference penalty that gave you your final touchdown.

- San Jose State people. At home. Remember when I said you'd be going into the third week of the season 2-0 and feeling great about yourself? Ummmmm yeah...I may have overestimated you a little bit.

- 244 yards of offense? Remember when I told you that you would essentially be starting over, because the GRF© called all your plays last year? Remember when you told me I was full of crap and that Joe Ganz is one of the best offensive weapons in the conference? Remember the three magic beans you tried to sell me regarding Marlon Lucky being a Heisman candidate? (7 rushes for 23 yards?)

- Don’t get me wrong…win is a win is a win and I’m sure you’re headed down right now to 72nd and Dodge to celebrate a win over one the more mediocre teams in the MAC…but if you give up 351 yards to this team…what is Texas Tech going to do to you?

- I know many of you…(none that read this blog however) do not have THAT high of expectations for your team…but after watching this game today, I think it’s safe to say that my 4 -8 prediction is looking a bit more solid than your 8, 9 or 10 win prediction. The cupboards are bare my friends…and if you haven’t figured that out by now…hold on.
By the way...this is the size of the field that UC-Davis plays on. I'm going to post a picture of this so that you can realize what you have pretty much become. No need to take photos, you're going to be here for quite some time. Full analysis and breakdowns of your further fall into the abyss tomorrow.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved it when I saw the score was 14-12 while the great scourge of humanity, Frank Solich, was leading in Columbus. Unfortunately, we didn't get to see the abosolute meltdown that would have happened if those two games hadn't gone the wrong way.


4:11 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

I was going to make a comment but you're really not worth the effort.

4:57 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

I'm not?

Awwww man.


5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your analysis is as empty as Missouri's trophy case

the ghost of JP

5:41 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

If they made their own North trophy and presented themselves with it amid fireworks and probably wouldn't be so empty huh?

PS - Your team sucks donkey balls.

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn I need 2 things right now!

1) A good piece of prime rib cooked medium rare.

2) A good piece of ass,(where is
Rachele when I need a cheap
gutter slut).

The Huskers need 2 things and I see them getting it done.

1) A little run blocking, I think
it will come, and I hope
it comes soon. I really think it
will happen, they just need to
to all get on the same page
and build a "I can't be beat

2) A little consistancy on defence
would also be nice and I truly
think they will get there, and
it will be this year.

So what have we learned from this little rant?

1)I am damn hungry!

2)I am damn horny if I am willing
to sleep with a gutter slut that
has her panties bunched up way
to tight.

3)The Huskers have some work to
do. They will get there. I still
say 8-4 this year.

Yes I might be a Kool-Aid drinking Cornhusker fan but I will never lose the faith.

As always,

You Can Eat A Mile Of My Corn Ridden Shit.....

P.S. It just came to me, I never used the "F" word once in this little rant.
So to borrow a phrase from a fellow homer "Go Fuck Your Self"

P.P.S. Where is my little gutter slut Rachelle?

8:35 PM  
Anonymous keef! said...

Bo Pelini is a GREAT coach. In only his third game as a head coach, he managed to accumulate less yardage on offense than a team that is perenially one of the worst teams, if not THE worst team, in the nation. His team is disciplined enough to have only 12 penalties, including only a few false starts by his WIDE RECEIVERS. His defense is trying VERY hard, and held down the mighty Aztecs long enough to give his offense a chance to make a move in the fourth quarter. With a similar performance, the Huskers could give Baylor a run for their money when they come to Lincoln. Great effort, Husker Nation! Bo knows coaching! Marlon Lucky for Heisman! Joe Ganz for Prez! Fuck off and die, Huskers!

9:45 PM  
Anonymous TigerinNC said...

As empty as MU's trophy case or NU's future?

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice trick play in the first quarter up 21 points, Pinkel

bush League!!!

9:57 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...


Sending this from my Blackberry at 72nd & Dodge. Been drinking red beers since I got back from Lincoln in celebration of a victory.

Where is everybody?

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


How many years will it take until Pinkels shows his greatness?

Enough said.


10:22 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Corn Ridden Shit guy is back in mid-season form. All is right with the world.

By the way...I didn't know trick plays were outlawed against shitty opponents. In fact, I can't think of a better time to try them out.

Big Bad Mizzou is running it up on people. Boo hoo.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long time reader, first time poster. I've thought you were an idiot for quite some time, but what makes me hate you the most is that you're right an awful lot.

Don't get me wrong, you can very easily end up looking like an asshole later this season, but your ability to project Husker football lately is borderline scare.

Did I mention you're an idiot? Don't forget that.


9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Corn Ridden Shit Guy" is back!

The Huskers will be back, you can count on it.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ hit it right on the cobb. You cornfuckers suck. Good luck to everybody in the Big12 North, except the cornfaggots of course. Oh! one last thing go Fuck yourself cornholers!

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Art VD said...

A continuing Sunday tradition: checking in on the whiney corn-bitches after another dominating win by their previously relevant football program. Love the great analysis AJ.

Bo Pelican=John Blake.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine what would happen if the Corn ever dropped an away game to Baylor?

Countless stories in Nubville of vehicle vandalism, battery chucking, and general goonery by those Baptist thugs in Waco.

Front Range

8:34 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

I was going to leave a comment but you aren't worth the effort. Oh wait. I just did.

Damn I'm fucking stupid.

7:37 AM  
Blogger broker0625 said...

Gary Pinkel=4 losing seasons out of 7.


11:08 AM  
Blogger KSTATER said...

You pussy’s are in for a long long year! KSU is going to murder you in Manhappiness this fall! We have the best special teams once again in the country to go along with a balanced offense! The juco additions on Defense are contributing enough that they will keep us in games. AJ was right, we are the dark horse in the Big 12 this year.

Pay attention to how we blow out inferior opponents at home, something you have struggled with of late. Wednesday, September 17th we play on national TV at Louisville, if you tune in you will see a first round pick in the upcoming draft that was going to your school. Freeman is the MAN, and now that he has experience and more help at WR, we are going to be the KU this year! How is that for kool aid!

The winner in Columbia will win the North, and with Mizzou’s pass defense sucking, look for KSU to scare the Tiggers a bit.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous KC guy said...

Is there really a Shucker starting at TE despite having THREE arrests for DUI in the past year??? Even though I hate the Shuckers and they've always carried a "so what" attitude with regard to players running afoul with the law, that would be nearing a new low (i.e. business as usual).

12:40 PM  
Anonymous KC Guy said...

Follow up: sorry -- now someone else has added that it's possible that this charater at tight end hasn't missed any time this year as a result of these arrests. Further, I've been told that he is part of some team leadership group as selected by teammates to serve as an example of how to conduct himself??


Please, someone, verify whether this is all true or not.

12:46 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

Put as much effort into my original post as you seemed to put into the actual article, but that being said, I decided to offer some more:

That's it? This is all you've got after we nearly handed the game to a pathetic California STATE school?

And you've mixed up the WMU game with this game as well, or maybe you were just too lazy and plopped in a paragraph from last week to see if we were paying attention.

Put some actual effort into it or just stop trying, aj.

sheesh! Disappointing!

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog as usual. I can't handle these Husker nuthuggers any longer. If I hear one more person claiming that NE will upset Mizzou, I swear I will lose it. Huskers will not beat any of these teams VT, MU, KS, ISU, OU, KSU, TT, OR CU without selling their soul to the devil.

4:13 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Sorry for the delay busy. New post Tuesday night w/power poll.

PS - NE, that was funny. Credit to you.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christianson back on the team

Pelini you are now officially a freaking JOKE

8:03 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Anonymous 4:13

Before writing a comment, please take the time to read the archives. We sold our soul to the devil on November 8, 1997. On that glorious night, a Scott Frost pass was going errant late in the game. Without a TD, NU was going to lose the game and their shot at a National Championship. TO quickly made a deal with Satan himself to make sure that pass was completed. We won the game and the National Championship.

Satan is cool....Satan is our pal, so suck on that.

You mentioned that if you heard one more person state NU would beat Mizzou you would lose it.

NU will beat Mizzou, please act accordingly.

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I'd add a little fuel to the fire with this article....

12:31 PM  

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