November 19, 2008

The Final Road Home


Here in the cold confines of late November, college football takes it’s annual forked road approach; although the games get bigger…they get desperately fewer and further between. A quick blitz of games in the coming weeks will be met with 3-4 weeks of snooze time, before ESPN hits us with a lame award show (without the rubber chicken dinner) and then 2 weeks of drawn-out, made-for-TV bowl games. (No word if Nebraska will make another video out of the award shows)

Luckily for all of us, Husker fan has used this time to find a late-season burst of energy, parlaying a 10 point home win over a 5 loss team, and a road thrashing of a team that has completely packed it in to one step closer to order finally restored. Seriously thought, I’m kinda glad the swagger is back and the myopia increased as we get toward the final death of this blog. It kind of takes me back to days gone by you know?...back to days were newscasts dedicated 25 minutes of local coverage to a non-conference game against New Mexico State and pompus optimism dripped from the sky like rain.

So thank you Husker fans, for giving me one last reason to remember why I hate your guts so much. Actually..thanks to the KU, Colorado and KSU football programs for stinking it up, allowing your bloated gullets to float you to the top of an ocean of mediocrity.

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Speaking of Colorado, nice to see this little spike of Husker pride has nudged Buffalo fans out of their late-season slumber, and back into the ring of hatred, prior to their visit to hick town on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Although I mock Husker fans with having no true natural rival, and Colorado fans for oftentimes being ambivalent toward their own team…your genuine dislike toward each other is to be commended. Seriously, the CU-NU game was always one of my favorites, because as you recall, it was Darian Hagan and company’s destruction of Tom Osborne’s team back in 1989 that truly started me down the path of Husker hatred.

CU fans also hold a special place in my heart, because like myself and my fan base…they hold a special streak of hooliganism that borders on the unapproachable. Although many give CU fans a hard time due to their student’s often-times unruly behavior, I for one applaud their ability to mock authority, as well as the wide-spread notion that Husker fans should revered for their stupidity of walking into a hostile field and acting like they own the place.

So despite your underdog status, I stand behind my brothers from the foothills, as they prepare to march into the warren of the toothless, and drop kick Herbie Husker right between that big goofy ass grin of his.

Good luck to you.

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Speaking of hate, very little in terms of hate between Missouri and Kansas being thrown around cyberspace this week. Granted, the game is still building in hype, the mere fact that this year’s game is but a mere scrimmage compared to last year’s collision of titans at Arrowhead. Perhaps KU fans are too busy making more t-shirts after their flimsy basketball title last season, that pitted the Squaks against a team that actually choked worse than they did.

Regardless, should be interesting to see what sort of hate and venom comes out of both camps in the coming weeks.

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In the meantime, lots of folks asking my take on whom I’d like to see Missouri play in the Big 12 Championship game on 12/6. As you know, any self-respecting Mizzou fan would be kidding himself if he convinced you he wanted a piece of Texas or OU strictly for payback. Although beating either team on Missouri soil would be great, both teams are still ridiculously strong and play big games in their sleep. Either way, should UT or OU make it to Arrowhead…look for ether to be a double digit favorite…at least…despite a majority of black and gold filling the ice cold home of the Kansas City Chiefs.

So with that in mind, I’ll let you guess whom I’m pulling for in the upcoming Tech vs. OU elimination game this weekend. I will drop you a hint by reminding you that Missouri beat Tech 41-10 last season. We shall leave it at that.

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Finally, as we wind the blog down next week, we’ll be taking a look back at the gigantic death spiral that is the demise of the Husker football program. In the coming days, please feel free to drop me a line and let me know what some of your favorite moments of the past 6 years are in terms of Husker football. Whether it’s a particular player, incident or game…we’ll be taking a look back, and chronicling the exploits of how a team went from National Title contender…to barely better than Baylor in less than 2 presidential terms.

More to come on that after the weekend.

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Power Poll

NORTH:

1) Missouri (9-2, 5-2) Idle – Mizzou wraps up a second straight north title by slapping around lowly Iowa State. Chase Coffman returns in time for the annual Border War with KU. The big question is...does KU fan still care?

2) Kansas (6-5, 3-4) Idle – I don’t care what you say Husker fans, beating KU at home doesn’t make you necessarily better, considering whom you’ve beaten and whom KU has played. Don’t get me wrong…I hate you both…but if you think you’d beat them either @ Lawrence or more than 5 out of 10 times..you’re crazy. Besides, it’s my blog. Screw you.

3) Colorado (5-6, 2-5) Idle – Same kinda deal here. WHO has Colorado lost to that Nebraska would have beaten? Florida State? Nope. Texas? Nope. Kansas @Lawrence? Nope. Missouri? Heh…no. Texas A&M at College Station? Nope. Vs. Oklahoma State? Nope. You can’t convince me for one second…playing the same schedule…you would be any better. You have your shot to prove me wrong. Go prove it.

4) Nebraska (7-4, 4-3) Idle – Western Michigan (MAC team) , San Jose State (WAC team) , NM State (WAC team) , Iowa State (Horrible), Baylor (They’re Baylor) and KSU (Flame to the finish). Worst opponent SOS % for wins in the whole conference. Enough said.

5) Kansas State (4-7, 1-6) vs. Iowa State – The Ron Prince era ends in a whimper this weekend at Manhattan. Now the real drama begins..will Count Bill-ula pull an Osborne and come out of retirement? We shall see.

6) Iowa State (2-9, 0-7) at Kansas State – Faint glimpses of hope are coming out of Ames…but nothing that could possibly help them now. Pull an upset against a toothless KSU team this weekend, and they could escape sole possession of the North basement…which isn’t a bad feat if you’re ISU.


SOUTH:
1) Oklahoma (9-1, 5-1) vs. Texas Tech – Bob Stoops has lost like 2 games in Norman….ever. The media love affair with Texas Tech ends around 10pm on Saturday.

2) Texas Tech (10-0, 6-0) at Oklahoma – A nice season with a stunning upset of Texas (that shouldn’t have happened) and a solid thumping of an OSU team running out of gas. I’d LOVE to see Tech pull this out and head to KC…but it aint gonna happen.

3) Texas (10-1, 6-1) Idle – Unfortunately for UT, Oklahoma will parlay wins over Tech and OSU to hop of the Horns in the BCS. (Which will be the tiebreaker). Now it’s going to be up to the coaches and Harris Poll voters to put UT ahead of OU and send Texas into a black and gold cauldron against Mizzou. We’ll see how it plays out…but I really don’t want to see them in KC. I don’t have to tell you why.

4) Oklahoma State (9-2, 5-2) Idle – Texas rolled through their gauntlet without too much of a problem…but a less deep Okie State team seems to be running out of steam a bit earlier. Still an extremely solid team, look for the Pokes to head to San Diego over Mizzou when the bets are called.

5) Baylor (4-7, 2-5) Idle – October 31st, 2009…Nebraska’s blackshirts get rolled by a Baylor QB in a prototypical style that gives Bo Pelini defenses fits. You heard it here first.

6) Texas A&M (4-7, 2-5) Idle – Would you really be shocked if A&M punked Texas on Thanksgiving night? Yeah…I would be too. Aint gonna happen.

85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

#4? You are out of your fucking mind.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he's dead on. Eat shit and die Fuskers

3:49 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

By the way...for those not in the know...it's looking like Joe Ganz won't be available for the CU game.

Koo Koo Cachoo Monte Christo, our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you...wooo wooo wooo.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zac Lee is a bad muthafukka AJ! And if he isn't ready, can I dare say that Beau Davis wins the Heisman in just one afternoon?

4:27 PM  
Blogger thirdfuerst said...

AJ, you're funny as shit, dude. Not only do you not know how to type, it's becoming clear you may not know how to read. Accusing me of:
running..."you are what you hate", "why don't you move" and grammar smack.

Hell, AJ, 1 out of 3 ain't bad, and it's certainly a more impressive percentage than the number of 9-win seasons Mizzou has had in the history of their program.

I'm just throwing your stupidity back in your face, as the irony of your accusations toward "ignorant hayseeds," et al, is too thick to ignore in light of your inability to construct intelligent sentences.

Of COURSE you care! Your entire blog is devoted to the fact that you care! If you no longer cared, this blog wouldn't exist! That you've announced a plan to bail at a point when Mizzou is looking to backslide into mediocrity and Nebraska's potential is increasing is laughable!

So far as AJ's anonymous cohort is concerned, I make no claim to genius any more than any "Husker Hater" who has the audacity to claim originality. Though I can spell and write intelligently, so above AJ, I could accept the title of "genius" in this regard.

Keep it up, though, AJ. Your stupidity brings solid comic relief to my day. I only wish I would've discovered you sooner, and that I would've read more faithfully once I did stumble upon your blog.

4:52 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

BUFFL8TER,

You forgot to mention that CU got smacked around at Folsom Prison by the lowly Clowns. Since you didn't see the game, ISU was a foot away from beating the Mighty Buffs on their hallowed field. Was that the same area they got 5 downs to beat the tiggers? After seeing your rankings, I am wondering how you got such a big stash through customs.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Nowledge said...

Hey, we're no longer in a tie for 5th. I'm actually shocked.

6:09 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Couple of things here:

1) You're exactly like everybody else. Pretty much 99.9% of all Husker fans who "stumbled" on this blog have tried to throw their best Jim Rome immitation at me and it's 99.9% of the time lame and boring. You're not breaking new ground. I've done this a long time, and you're exactly what everybody else is. Nothing more.

2) The fact that I "don't know how to write" cements the fact that it's not that I don't know how to write....I just don't care to check it because again (had you been here longer than 2 days), you'd know I don't write this for you or anybody else. Be happy as a pig in shit that it's even in English.

3) My plan to "bail" was made long ago...and explained several (hundreds) of times. I'll tell you like I told everybody else back then. Nobody hates Baylor. Your team is nothing. You're below me. You're not the annoyance you once were. You're just a sad fax of what you once were, clouded in a mist of delusional thinking and myopic thought.

4) How many books about Husker football did you have published this year? If your answer is 2, you've got me beat. (I'm sure everybody else wants me to mention ESPN.com and CNNSI.com yet again, but I will spare them. I'm sure you get that all the time too)

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though they're both scabby, dog-assed Hicks, Internet Tough Guy writes far more coherently and intelligently than this Internet Genius poon.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both Meier and Sharp are injured and won't play for KU vs Missouri...which, added to KU's recent Husker-like inability to play defense, combined with their attempt to play football without an offensive line, should lead Missouri fans to be, well, pretty damn confident about the border WAR (f*ck his "showdown" crap!)

But rivalry and hate does strange things. At least that is what I am telling myself as a KU fan!

By the way, that basketball National Championship banner looks really nice at Allen Fieldhouse, right next to the other 4 banners. I'm sure Mizzou has the exact same thing at their arena, undoubtedly, right?

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...colo4nu the same Renaissance man who thinks 99.9 +.01=100 and Ralphie is male, is discussing 5th downs and one foot measurements. Glad to see that vaunted NU extension school education is working out so well for him. Still think he has a little problem with 65-51 and 52-17 though.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ was that you calling into the Dan Hawkins show? I heard a dude named AJ calling from Nebraska

8:54 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

I concur. At least internet tough guy is somewhat original and pretty funny most of the time. This guy is just like the others who start off here full of piss and fire. Same shit, different person and different year.

About KU...I'll be honest, I haven't seen them in the last few weeks, but Sharpe and Meier being out doesn't help them at all. Their best shot is to have Reesing go apeshit and catch Mizzou looking ahead to OU/UT/TT. Not impossible, but not likely, considering we hate you.

Oh, and shove your national title up your ass while you're at it.

:)

PS - I barely have enough time to keep track of my own team, let alone Colorado and the Dan Hawkins show...but it's nice to know I have those who want to mimic me. Hopefully he was 1/2 original and at least fractionally entertaining.

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KU fans still care. The big question is, if KU does beat Mizzou next weekend in Arrowhead, how many Mizzou fans will make excuses like "We already had the North clinghed"....

A rivalry is a rivalry and if you can't get up for that game, you're nuts.

Rock Chalk.

10:52 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Oh I'm all about the rivalry. I'm just saying you have no talent, your coach is about to give up on the whole program...and basically you are going to get destroyed.

But other than that..yes...you are correct.

I don't see anybody overlooking KU of all teams, despite your complete lack of talent and ability.

11:00 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

Wow anonymous..Math smack..bout as original as grammar smack..Here are some more numbers 46-18-2..Put that on your 2008 Big 12 10th place ring..

6:55 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

A.J, sometimes I think you're retarded.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

AJ

Thanks for moving NU out of the tie for 5th place. Very noble. It makes you look like 1/1000th of the douchebag you were before. Alas, you are right about one thing: It is your blog and it does not have to have one shed of legitimacy.

So, Colorado played a tougher schedule eh? According to what metric? Official NCAA? Sagarin?

FWIW, SoS according to NCAA and Sagarin:

NU: NCAA (36) Sagarin (18)
CU: NCAA (33) Sagarin (20)
KU: NCAA (9) Sagarin (32)
MU: NCAA (39) Sagarin (58)

So, yea, you are right. CU played a much tougher schedule.

Hell, by your logic of having KU ahead of NU, I think you should also have NU ahead of MU. Evidently scoreboard doesn't mean shit. Two relatively meaningless SoS metrics says we have played a tougher schedule, so who cares that you beat us.

I think I am going to make my Christmas wish a little early and hope the Chickenhawks upset the Pussies in KC. Let me explain why. I really don't care about the two of you. However, if KU can manage the upset, it assures that MU will never have won the north division outright. I understand that your Tiggers have scoreboard and all that bullshit. However, an MU loss means that --officially-- the Big XII North will have Co-Champions yet again. I freely admit that being the Co-Champion who does not go the the CCG is as meaningful as the wall of 'Participation' ribbons you have on your wall at home AJ, but fortunately not many of my brethren care about that and will undoubtedly be jackasses to you about it. And that sir, is my Christmas wish....fuck peace on earth and goodwill towards men...those are overrated.

Yours in Hatred,

Husker4Yankees

PS: I have a wicked head cold, am well medicated, and don't care if this makes no sense..

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granted, the game is still building in hype, the mere fact that this year’s game is but a mere scrimmage compared to last year’s collision of titans at Arrowhead.

LAST YEAR'S COLLISON OF TITANS AT ARROWHEAD????

That is the funniest line you have crafted to date.

I also see you are already talking about a past Missouri win. Like the 41-10 win over Tech last year means anything. Get used to quoting old wins from 2007. The joke is on you and Missouri and your so called rise to the top! A two year run beating up on shitty teams and getting blown out by good teams. Missouri's best win of 2007 = KANSAS. Missouri's best win of 2008 = NEBRASKA. You are fucking pathetic.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

colo4nu wrote:

"Put that on your 2008 Big 12 10th place ring"



Sorry colo4nu, the only ring I have is my class ring from CU.

You're more than welcome to print that record on your t-shirt though.


Hope that helps.

9:08 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

HE is correct...if you take this (or any other media commentator, blog or real) as legit news...then you're stupid.

That's why it's so funny to me to see people like this clown get all fired up about stuff. Or it's funny when people throw out the tired, 'WHY DON'T YOU MOVE!' bullshit.

Because it's a game, and in the big grand scheme of things, selling my house, moving my family, and relocating is a tad bit more difficult than the 1-2 hours per week I spend on this blog.

PS - The winner of last year's game was #1 in the country and that was after thanksgiving. I will also add to you that Misosuri destroyed Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl..who 1 game earlier had knocked off #1 on the road. Illinois was also a BCS team that lost to Missouri as well.

Nebraska has not beaten a top 20 team since 2001.

I rest my case.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

"By the way...for those not in the know...it's looking like Joe Ganz won't be available for the CU game."

It appears you are wrong yet again. Maybe one day I can be in the "know" like you A.J. That will be a joyous day.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two Points:

#1

AJ did not say CU had a tougher schedule than knu. He asked which of CU's losses would knu have won?
Let's look at the list again.

FSU on the Road? NO

Texas at Home? NO

KU on the Road? NO

Mizzou on the Road? NO

A&M on the Road? (maybe, maybe I might give you that.)

OSU at Home? NO

So how much better is knu than CU. So good that we've got no chance in stinkin'? You'd better be ready bitches.

#2

To husker engineer:

(knu's engineering school motto? 6 months ago i couldn't even spell injuneer and now I are one.)

If ku were to beat Mizzou (which is not going to happen by the way) you are not fucking co-champions of the north. I've seen that listed on fuskerpedia for past seasons and it's a joke. If you and Mizzou have the same conference record and they kicked your ASS at home you are #2.

I'm going to explore this a little further for you.

Let's say Mizzou and Texas played in the Big XII championship and Mizzou won. After that game, they both had equal conference records. Would that make Mizzou and Texas co-Big XII champions?

Ummmmm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

See, it's that kind of dumbass fusker logic that made a blog like this neccessary in the first place.

(Is dumbass fusker logic a redundant statement?)

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

p.s. aj are you serious that ganz may not be playing in the CU game?

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does the "n" stand for on the fuskers' helmets?

nowledge

Why don't fuskers spell nowledge with a "k"?

They're saving it to spell kollege.

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

knebraska has not beaten a top 20 team since 2001!!!!

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

11:13 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

My info yesterday was prior to his MRI on his shoulder. Regardless, the 8th best QB in the conference will probably play vs. CU. Whether or not he will suck or not is yet to be seen.

11:20 AM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

Anonymous,

Great idea for a T-Shirt..Thanks..Do you have to take your CU ring off at work so you don't get it caught in the fry basket?

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh I'm all about the rivalry. I'm just saying you have no talent, your coach is about to give up on the whole program...and basically you are going to get destroyed.

But other than that..yes...you are correct."

Sounds like Mizzou in 2009. Pinkel to Washington!?

12:13 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Buff Phil

'Nowledge' jokes....are you even fucking kidding me?

Three consecutive, and equally lame, posts. Nice to see that the Boulder public library has a liberal policy on allowing vagrants internet access.

Come back when you have some material not borrowed from 1989.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Willy Jo said...

your a funny guy

was it Southeast Missouri State or Nevada that gave you Tiger fans such and ego?

oh yeah, you did beat ILLINOIS when some thought they were a good team. i'll give you that 1.

i wasn't kidding about that funny thing & at times i even think you have some great college FB insight but your hate has finally blinded you as hate usually does.


Quick facts.
1. Ganz is a very good college QB
2. NU isn't as bad as you had hoped
3. The Tigers aren't as good as you thought they would be.

you would be a good fit at fox news being as fair and balanced as you are.

12:30 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

"Finally" blinded?

Uhhh...I didn't start doing this last week ya know.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Buffy Phil

Since you like multiple posts, here is another for ya douchebag.

Big Twelve Football Champions

If you can manage some basic internet skills, click the link and read that section. Note at the bottom that it indicates that the Big XII recognizes co-champs.

Now, take a break....because in the next paragraph we are going to connect some logic here. I don't want you stroking out on me.

Notice that KU is listed as a co-champ last year. Why would KU be listed as a co-champ if MU beat them? Because, like I said asshole, the north champion(s) are based solely on record, not on match-ups. The team advancing to the Championship game is determined by tie-breakers which include, among other things, match-ups.

Take some time to let that sink in.

What this all means is that you, sir, are an assclown. Try knowing what the fuck you are talking about before engaging that keyboard in front of you.

Personally, as I indicated above, I won't see us as champions of anything -- except the state of Kansas. But I am sure there are Husker fans that will....and it warms my heart a little that they will forever remind AJ of that.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear fusker injuneer,

My apologies if you did not like the nowledge/kollege riff.

Good luck on your co-Big XII North Championship run.

Can't wait until that dvd comes out.

A title? Hmmmmm. How about:

A Day In the Life of a fusker -- the making of a co-champion.

Last year's t-shirts were bo bo bo Merry Christmas.

This year's tee shirt for CU fans will be:

bo bo bo Fuck knebraska!

how about this Tee Shirt?

bo knows co . . .

championships.

We're comin' for you bitches!

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

colo4nu wrote:

"Do you have to take your CU ring off at work so you don't get it caught in the fry basket?"


Not at all colo4nu, not in the business. I have a Nub and 2 Colo St grads that I supervise. But if I ever did need to mess with a fryer, guess which employee would have the honor?

Hope you've got the change for a dollar problem figured out now...some people get a little testy wanting to get back in their car with their Slurpee. Enjoy your Sunbelt Showdown games next season.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Big XII recognizing co-champs, is totally lame. The only thing I can think of that would be lamer?

A dumbass group of fusker fans bringining it up.

You got me injuneer. I didn't do my co-champ homeowrk. Maybe it's because I assumed two things:

#1: No conference would be that stupid when they have something called a head-to-head tie breaker in their rules.

#2: No fan base would be pathetic enough to mention it even if it was there.

Here's how we can solve that problem:

CU kicks some fusker ASS and ends yoru co-championship run.

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

p.s. does bo know co?

1:28 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Buffy

The Blackshirts are waiting on your nepotistic, last in the conference offense. You jackasses almost let Iowa fucking State run you in your own stadium.

The best part is that after we run your asses back to the People's Republic, you won't be coming around here running your pie hole. Same as the Beakers and the Mildcats....

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fixed your poll info dumbfuck:

1) Missouri (8-2, 5-2) Idle - Illinois (Big 10, lost to Western Michigan, THIS YEAR), Southeast Missouri State (Missouri Valley), Nevada (WAC), Buffalo (MAC), Nebraska, Colorado (Sucks), Kansas State (Sucks), Iowa State (Sucks) Southeast Missouri should not count as a game. Mizzou wraps up a second straight north title by slapping around lowly Iowa State. Chase Coffman returns in time for the annual Border War with KU. The big question is...does KU fan still care?

2:03 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Missouri has lost 4 games in 2 years, beat FOUR New Years Day bowl teams last year and have pretty much crushed everybody else they've played...aside from Baylor...whom last I checked, Nebraska didn't exactly steamroll (at home.)

Oh, and there's that little matter of the 5 touchdown atomic enema you got in Lincoln head to head.

"Dumbfuck"

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although still pathetic, NU did beat a top 20 Michigan in the 2005 Alamo bowl. As for the CU and NU schedules, comparing anything other than like opponents is purely speculation. Let’s see:
Colorado
At KU 14-30loss
KSU 14-13 win
At MU 0-58 loss
ISU 28-24 win
Nebraska
KU 45 – 35 won
At KSU 56-28 win
MU 17-52 loss
At ISU 37-7 win
Yes, I can see how a reasonable person would think CU should win.
I know how much you hate anonymous posts. If I add a name here do you still consider me anonymous?
Signed, Random Husker fan.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous saunders45 said...

"Regardless, the 8th best QB in the conference will probably play vs. CU. Whether or not he will suck or not is yet to be seen."

Ganz ranks third among active Football Bowl Subdivision quarterbacks in career pass efficiency with a rating of 159.17, trailing only Sam Bradford of Oklahoma (182.63) and Tim Tebow of Florida (172.29).

oops...

3:07 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

Anonymous,

More math smack AND schedule bashing Did you check CU's non conference games next year? What..Montana State wasn't available.
How about this one. Q: How do get a CU grad off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza..HAHAHA I kill myself..I are as clever as Buffalo Phil and the rest of you Buffies.

3:11 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

Whoooooa. CU did schedule Montana State this year. In Mens B-Ball..And CU lost to them Tuesday IN Boulder..Maybe the Huskers won't finish last in the Big 12..

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try again dumbfuck!
Who has Missouri beat THIS YEAR? Nebraska beat Missouri IN 2006, but it doesn't mean shit this year. Stop living in the past. Here's to the ass rape that Missouri is going to take in front of a half empty Arrowhead stadium. Fucking bandwagon Missouri fans!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the funniest shit I have read to date on your piece of shit forum:

Granted, the game is still building in hype, the mere fact that this year’s game is but a mere scrimmage compared to last year’s collision of titans at Arrowhead.

Collision of the titans? How about a fucking pillow fight?

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Injuneer Says

"The best part when we beat you, you won't be here running smack, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

First of all, jackass, as a true black and gold CU fan, I will always be running smack on your only-show-in-town, we've-wrapped-our-whole-state-identity-up-in-a-bunch-of-college-kids program.

YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE! NOTHING! You pour every last resource you have into your one and ONLY DIVISON 1 PROGRAM. (We won't bring up the fact that you have no professional programs either.)

Despite that, you have not won a Big 12 Championship (or co-championship for that matter) this Millenium.

Once the recruiting playing field was leveled you have done . . . .

wait for it . . . .

NOTHING!

We hate your stupid team and we always will. And, we'll always be here to tell you about it.

It won't be on this blog since AJ is shutting it down.

Basically AJ called me out with his last post. We both know that knebraska and CU aren't that far apart in terms of ability and it is certainly a winnable game for us.

So fuck you guys.

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

3:55 PM  
Blogger Nowledge said...

Heh, I love how all the retarded edumacation comments come from the CU people. Keep clinging to that while I continue not caring.

And, if you want my response on it, click a few posts back.

-"N" for Nowledge

4:49 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

"Don't live in the past and talk about this year."

OK

Missouri - 52
Nebraska - 17
@Lincoln

Sincerely,
Mr. Scoreboard

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missouri's dream season and national title hopes dashed by the reality that they are at best the 5th best team in the Big XII. That must sting a little. Chasey's Heisman hopes: gone. Mizzou's hopes for anything more than a soon to be forgotten North title: gone. Daniel/Maclin/Coffman (ok, every decent player on your "juggernaut" offense): gone. Yikes. No wonder you are ending your blog. Ah well. Maybe in another 50 years you'll finally come by this kind of dream season again. Haha. Enjoy the North title, it'll be your last for awhile. (and despite your constant reminding that the last Husker national championship was 11 years ago...that is still more impressive than a North title in a bad division year. I wonder which is more impressive to recruits...hmmmmm.) Anyways, a polite clap for your nice little season. You've got a decent little team down there. *clap* *clap* *clap*

(Anyways, all banter aside, I will miss your blog. Always entertaining. Almost as entertaining as watching Mizzou return to suckling at the teat of mediocrity.)

-Mike

5:42 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

You are kidding, right?

Okay, so you're going to list the Huskers wherever you feel like it, why not just put us last without any thought going into it at all?

Oh, hey, they wouldn't have beaten KU in Lawrence so I'm making KU better?

Oh, hey, NU wouldn't have beaten anyone CU lost to so they're automatically better?

Jesus, you're even more of a buffoon than I thought!

BTW, there isn't a single team that NU has lost to that would not have beaten CU also. Mizzou? No. OU? No. Texas Tech in Lubbock? No. Virginia Tech? No.

Your logic is so convoluted that you'd make Steven Hawkings cross-eyed.

Oh,and to all the CU assclowns that are running smack here? Get serious, idiots. CU will lose in Lincoln as badly as KSU lost in Manhattan, and you don't even have a return game to help you.

Yeah, the rest of the North division stinks, but is that the Huskers fault?

6:07 PM  
Blogger daddyact said...

I'm always amused when a Puff fan tries to castigate NU fans because we weren't playing on a level playing field.

Hey, you could have gotten the players we had, but none of them wanted to play for a second-rate program at a second-rate school.

And if you think the level playing field is why your teams stunk for so long then you're dumber than I thought.

You're so right, boys. NU never ever took a Prop 48 qualifier and made him an Academic All-American. We never took a non-qualifier and graduated him, either. NOT! Ya'll are pathetic. You make it so easy.

Hey, Phil, you have got to be the stupidest fucking buffaloes fan I've ever encountered.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhh...yes colo4nu I have checked out CU's non-conf and:

MWC & MAC > Sunbelt

oops...sorry about that. The Mountain West and MAC are stronger conferences than the Sunbelt...please feel free to convince me otherwise.

As far as B-ball, pardon me while I stifle an enormous yawn. Don't care. Never have. Never will. So I guess you'll have to try out your fresh food service smack on someone who really gives a flying rat's ass.

Happy to have been of assistance. Have a nice day.

6:31 PM  
Blogger thirdfuerst said...

AJ

Loved your last comment, and it was well-earned, if but a little painful.

My primary point is that in spite of all of your Husker hatred, you're really not all that different. (To wit, while it's true no one hates Baylor, no one outside of Lawrence - hardly a powerhouse themselves - hates Mizzou.)

Anyway, in response to your points:

1) Lo and behold, the author of a blog devoted solely to hating Huskers and their fans would lump all Husker respondents in the same category. I fail to see how my rebuttal amounts to a comparison to Jim Rome. Further, how are you different from any other “Husker hater”?

2) Again, it’s laughable that you’d claim you don’t write this blog for anyone else. If this is the case, why wouldn’t you keep your thoughts to yourself in a simple Word document?

3) Remarkably, your blog has been in existence during a point in history when Nebraska’s program has been at its lowest and Mizzou’s has been at its highest. By mid-summer, it was no secret to any honest fan that Mizzou would throttle Nebraska this year and earn its first back-to-back wins over NU since the Nixon administration. I'm betting once the tides turn again, no one will hear from you.

4) You published a whole book? Or was it a couple of pages in a book? How many other devoted “Husker haters” out there had blogs whose authors were contacted about submitting a piece? Do you honestly think you offered any credibility to the publishers outside the mere existence of your blog?

Yes, Husker fans must be unbearable if you are among them. Yes, it’s probably gotten worse in recent years as we are unaccustomed to losing (just as Mizzou fans are unaccustomed to winning).

Piss and fire? Hardly. I find your blog at once comical and tragic.

My only purpose to posting on here is to demonstrate to you that you are not really all that different – your blog is comical because you presume that you are different.

All that aside, a search of your blog in the past year revealed that we share the same yoke as fellow Royals fans. Each year is an exercise in self-punishment…fucking tragic.

6:54 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Godamn people..52+ comments in 36 hours in a BYE week? Either you guys are bored, or you're really trying to land the haymakers before I close up.

(By the way...all of this bickering was done without dadycat being here. I find that shocking)

As for the other dude...

1) I contributed to the same book that Husker Mike and Jon from Corn Nation put together. It was like 3 pages, but it's still published and I'm still a registered author at Maple Street Press. Call me what you will, but you name me one other non-husker fan who has contributed to a Husker preview magazine.

2) I don't write this blog for anybody else. (Again, I've explained this to others 900 times.) It's like having people over to my house. I want it to be neat, and I want it to have a point..but for the most part, it's theraputic for me. I've always loved to write, whether it was about ex-girlfriends, jobs that pissed me off or whatever. It's just something I've always done. But since you've been reading for 3 days, I'm sure you know me better.

3) I lump you all together because after 4+ years...600+ posts and 1,000,000 hits later, you tend to see it all and hear it all. For the most part, Husker fans that log on here come in two categories: Those who throw off some F bombs at me and run off..and those who try and hold their ground by repeating their favorite Smackoff competitor. There are also some who actually make me laugh like Corn Ridden Shit guy, JP and Internet Tough guy..but they are few and far between.

4) I'm perfectly aware that Missouri has beaten the same sort of competition. Point is, college football is a beauty contest. There is no real way to gage teams other than what we know about them. We know Mizzou had a great team last year..and we know the teams they HAVE beaten this year..other than Baylor..they have crushed.

In conclusion, I've been doing this a long long long time. I've met every king of Husker fan there is because...well, I know your team better than most of you do. In the end, we're all the same type of fan, but I just happen to have my niche, and I can write fairly well. Other than that...I let the blogesphere take it's course, and go from there. You found me remember..I didn't just show up in your inbox univited.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Buffy Phil

First you start with the Nowledge jokes, then you progress to the 'you have nothing but Nebraska football' smack. Outstanding.

I would say that you are like crib notes for AJ's blog, but...I can't. At least he tries to be original.

Can't wait for the sheep jokes to start next. Weak Phil....real weak.

Jesus, didn't I tell you to come back when you have some material not stolen from 1989?

8:46 PM  
Blogger thirdfuerst said...

Well said, A.J. Like I said earlier, you make me laugh. And absent any face-to-face interaction, you oughtta know that I read and write on your blog with a cornshit-eating grin on my face.

As I said before, keep it up, lest any Husker fans take themselves too seriously - and from the looks of your respondents, there are an abundance who do. In your waning months, I'm just trying to keep you honest, lest you take yourself too seriously.

You've said it yourself - it's just a fuckin' sport, man.

8:59 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Jesus, is Buffalo Phil the best you CU dipshits have to offer? Fucking guy should be fitted for one those nice white "I love me" jackets that are so popular down at the Boulder Regional Center.

Looking forward to your next string of 3 senseless posts in a 5 minute period.

Randy

Go Big Red

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ -
What happened to your 4 win Husker prediction? Man you are a stupid fuck. Then, after we make it to 5 wins, you said, "Well, I'm still a lot closer than everyone that predicted 8 and 9 wins."
Once again, you look like a complete douchbag. It now clearly looks like we get 8 wins. How the fuck does someone miss a prediction by 4 in college football? What do you have to say for yourself?

1:48 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

"Tries to be original"?

You bastard. ;)

PS - 4 wins turned into 7 because KSU,ISU and Kansas suck. Besides, look at the title of the fucking blog you idiot. What the hell did you expect?

PS - You used to win 10 games every year, now you're bragging on another 4-5 loss season where your best win was a 10 point thumping over a 5 loss KU team. (Soon to be 6)

If that makes you feel better at night...bash away. Til then...4 win predictions were legit, as is the 2 win prediction I give you for next year when Ganz is gone.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous SDHusker said...

AJ, our time together is growing short, probably as short as you are you pathetic bastard!
I understand you getting out of the blog business now that the Huskers are on the rise and your 2 year wonders are headed on a town turn after this season. I would head for the hills myself if I had been spewing all this theraputic shit for 6 years only to realize my therapy is about to change!
Face it fuckstick, you get to mock us about the ass kicking we took the past 2 years from those pussies in Columbia. And all we can do is look back at the Series history which is 63 wins for Nebraska vs 36 wins for you with 3 ties knowing we have seen this cycle before and are on our way to another long and dreadful "for you" streak of terror on the B-12 North.
NU MU
1892* 1 0 WOW, that had to be boring!
1893** 18 30
1894** 14 18 Shit!
1895* 12 10
1896 8 4 (A)
1897 41 0 (H) Shut out!
1898 47 6 (A)
1899 11 0 (H) Shut Out!
1900 12 0 (A) Shut Out!
1901* 51 0 (--) Shut Out!
1902# 12 0 (--) Shut Out!
1911 34 0 (H) Shut Out!
1912 7 0 (A) Shut Out!
1917 52 0 (H) Shut Out!
1919 12 5 (A)
1922 48 0 (H) Shut Out!
1923 7 7 (A)
1924 14 6 (H)
1925 6 9 (A)
1926 7 14 (H)
1927 6 7 (A)
1928 24 0 (H) Shut Out!
1929 7 7 (A)
1930 0 0 (H) Shut Out!
1931 10 7 (A)
1932 21 6 (H)
1933 26 0 (A) Shut Out!
1934 13 6 (H)
1935 19 6 (A)
1936 20 0 (H) Shut Out!
1937 7 0 (A) Shut Out!
1938 10 13 (H)
1939 13 27 (A)
1940 20 7 (H)
1941 0 6 (A)
1942 6 26 (H)
1943 20 54 (A)
1944 24 20 (H)
1945 0 19 (A)
1946 20 21 (H)
1947 6 47 (A)
1948 6 33 (H)
1949 20 21 (A)
1950 40 34 (H)
1951 19 35 (A)
1952 6 10 (H)
1953 7 23 (A)
1954 25 19 (H)
1955 18 12 (A)
1956 15 14 (H)
1957 13 14 (A)
1958 0 31 (H)
1959 0 9 (A)
1960 0 28 (H)
1961 0 10 (A)
1962 7 16 (H)
1963 13 12 (A)
1964 9 0 (H) Shut Out!
1965 16 14 (A)
1966 35 0 (H) Shut Out!
1967 7 10 (A)
1968 14 16 (H)
1969 7 17 (A)
1970 21 7 (H)
1971 36 0 (A) Shut Out!
1972 62 0 (H) Shut Out!
1973 12 13 (A)
1974 10 21 (H)
1975 30 7 (A)
1976 24 34 (H)
1977 21 10 (A)
1978 31 35 (H)
1979 23 20 (A)
1980 38 16 (H)
1981 6 0 (A) Shut Out!
1982 23 19 (H)
1983 34 13 (A)
1984 33 23 (H)
1985 28 20 (A)
1986 48 17 (H)
1987 42 7 (A)
1988 26 18 (H)
1989 50 7 (A)
1990 69 21 (H)
1991 63 6 (H)
1992 34 24 (A)
1993 49 7 (H)
1994 42 7 (A)
1995 57 0 (H) Shut Out!
1996 51 7 (H)
1997## 45 38 (A)
1998 20 13 (H)
1999 40 10 (A)
2000 42 24 (H)
2001 36 3 (A)
2002 24 13 (H)
2003 24 41 (A)
2004 24 3 (H)
2005 24 41 (A)
2006 34 20 (H)
2007 6 41 (A)
2008 17 52 (H)

Look at all that Missery you fucks endured! No wonder you hate us AJ, we have made your life hell forever! Shit dude your old man was splattering your siblings all over the ceiling for years before you were ever thought of and we were making his life hell! The hatred goes way back!

Ok back on track, Notice I said the B-12 North, I don't think anyone in the north will dominate like the south does simply because of recruiting barriers we all face. That we can mark up to you pussies of the north who let those bastards from Texas take over because you were all so tired of being ass fucked by the Huskers year in and year out.

AJ I heard they caught some midget fuck jacking his nuts off in the ladies rest room at work right after the announced on Unsportsmanlike Conduct that Ganz had missed practice Wednesday, was that you bud!

Go fuck yourself AJ, but stay out of the ladies room when you do it!

Peace!

8:26 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!

Mizzou used to SUCK!?!?

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?! ARE YOU SURE? I had no idea they were ever this bad. And here I was celebrating all those National Titles in the 80's and now you're saying it's just a sham!??! I am speechless. I got nothing.

Good hate though

9:52 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Oh, and as for your other point...go fuck yourself.

;)

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ,

You called CU fans out on your last post so here I am. In Colorado we're right in the middle of "hate 13-days".

A few points for AJ and you fusker bastards.

#1: I get slammed for "bringing 1989 smack" while you humps keep bringin up 1968?

Let's take a deep breath here. In this millenium, the Buffs are 500 in stinkholn. Since the 62 to 36 ass beating? We're 2 and 1. Remember that ASS BEATING? when you were number one in the BCS, REMEMBER? Ooops, I'm sorry injuneer, that wasn't in 1989. I forgot.

#2: Recruiting parity. You jackasses will never be able to admit this but you had virtually no recruiting standards before the formation of the Big XII. You always go to Academic Allmerican bullshit but of course that totally misses the point.

The point is this -- you had a pool of talent from which to choose that the rest of the schools in the Big 8 did not have because of their academic standards -- KSU and OU being the exception.

Texas saw this and put their foot down. When the Big XII was formed, the recruiting standards were leveled across the conference. You guys fought it like hell and lost. Now that you have the same pool from which to choose, you're thumping your chest about 4 or 5 (still have to play CU bitches) loss seasons.

#3: AJ, I'm pulling like hell for Mizzou to do two things.

A)Pound KU in K.C. They pissed me off when they went into stinkholn and laid down, and a win will eliminate all this co-champion bullshit.

B) Kick the shit out of the Big XII South Champion (or co-champion). Let's say it's OU. I think they'll have a tough time beating Mizzou twice -- especially in a hostile, cold Arrowhead stadium. At that point, Mizzou will have a Big XII championship this millenium and the fuskers will their lone Big XII North championship (or was it a co-championship? I can't remember.) I will be right there with you A.J. to tell all those in fuskerdom to fuck off.

Finally, CU is due for winning a game against these fucks that we're not supposed to win. We need to get it done in stinkholn. That would take care of their co-championship run. (You still need to beat KU.)

Buffalo Phil -- A huge fan of the Big XI!

10:35 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

"If that makes you feel better at night...bash away. Til then...4 win predictions were legit"

Your 4 win prediction is just simply wrong. Only in A.J world can you predict a team to win 4 games and when they end up winning 9, which we will, can you claim you were still right all along. Made you just suck at predictions, since you gave KSU, KU, and ISU way too much credit.

11:40 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

HOw the hell do you figure nine wins? You're probably going to go to a bowl WAY above your actual abilities..where you will be crushed by the likes of a team that does not reside in the toilet of the Big 12 North.

Even so, I like it when you argue because it just makes you drift further away from the days were 9 wins was a bad season.

If somebody from the future could have swooped down, and told me that KU and KSU would such that bad (2 games I thought you would lose)...then I may have changed it.

Regardless, your whining is noted.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is this? i don't check this shit for two days and I spend an hour catching up, and yes i did read most of this because it is friday and i am bored.

Judging by the injuneer and kollege jokes i will assume CU people think their U is far superior. I don't know shit about CU but i'll take your word for it, i always thought CU was an art school, it seemed to explain so much. As far as the CU dipshit making the NU grad run the fryer, managing a burger king is just as lame as working at one. The difference is that the NU alums running the fryer are also the ones pissing in your coffee every morning.

Co-Champions is fucking dumb as hell, but i do beleive KU fan brought it up first.

Don't know shit about our old recruiting standards, but i'm sure our demise had more to do with TO leaving than recruiting standards. Scholorship limits meant parity, meaning even KU would win 11 games once, but it didn't mean NE would suddenly go 5-6 twice in three years. Considering all those athletes we had that couldn't get into other schools, we still had 5 walk-ons start in 95. I'm sure they were all paying their own way because fucking CU couldn't give them a scholy, either that or they couldn't paint.

The guy who suggests that, 'we've-wrapped-our-whole-state-identity-up-in-a-bunch-of-college-kids program,' you're exactly right. I wish you would have been around sooner to tell us this. What we should have done is locate a huge city around our Mountain range. Tourism would boom, pro sports teams would join in, hollywood stars would come ski, that would be awesome. Or, we could have put a big fucking arch up right by the the biggest fucking river in the state. A city would emerge, shipping would blossom, prosperity would follow. Maybe NE people are idiots - no shit this is our idenity, probably why we don't struggle to sell out our 50,000 seat stadium.

AJ, its your blog, but you're are seriously over-estimating KU. You called them a titan last year, when at that point their biggest win was....fuck if i remember. This year we beat them by 10 but had turnovers all over the place. We completely destroyed their o-line with our same D-line that every team in the country ran through last year. Their fans are off to bball and don't give a shit anymore, which is how it should be.

You guys will destroy KU, just like we will destroy CU. Leave it to CU fans to think their two wins in last 3 trips to lincoln really hurt our feelings. we actually make fun of teams callahan did beat(k-state), not worry about the numerous teams that kicked our ass. The same guy bragging about 01 says they are due to win a game against us they're not supposed to. Well considering your all time record against us and the fact that we are almost always favored, you're probably right, every 7 years or so.

Also, can you revise your types of posters to include a category just for daddyact, i think he deserves it.

'Bo knows co-championships,' is funny as shit.

internet tough guy

1:10 PM  
Anonymous jhawk-in-nc said...

I'm not sure I'd wish for Texas Tech in the title game, and not just because they abused the Jayhawks in just about every conceivable way. Leach is still a flake, but they have a different vibe going on this year. That said, OU may still beat them.

I'll be fighting my better nature and backing Mizzou in the title game again, hoping they can salvage some shred of dignity for the Big 12 North. I just hope they don't lay down like last year. Maybe a shocking loss to KU at Arrowhead can help them regain their focus.

And Mizzou really ought to try winning a national basketball championship. It's a lot of fun.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Damien said...

No whining here good sir. And if we end up in the Sun Bowl, pretty likely, we will be matched against some scrub Big 11 team which even you I would imagine have 0 respect for.... 9 Wins. We will slap down CU by 3 touchdowns, and I will be back here next Friday night to remind you of that prediction 45-24. Even if that doesn't happen, I can always fall back on how "legit" it was because I over/underestimated (leaving myself options here) how good/bad the other team was.

In closing, stop being so bitter, perhaps you should focus on your upcoming opponent who undeservingly stole your BCS Bowl last year. Let's have a Jayhawk Hate Week.. eh eh?

1:45 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

AJ, how could you not know KSU was going to suck? Ron Prince is a walking clusterfuck of a head coach. Sure he beat Texas a couple of times or whatever. But, dude, even a blind squirrel will occasionally find a nut. Anyone who has the sort of personnel issues he has had is not going to be successful.

However you want to justify it--this is your blog. You thought we would suck and win four games. Turns out NU was mediocre and will win eight, perhaps a ninth in a bowl game.

Yea, I am calling my shot and saying that next week at about this time, NU will be kicking CU's ass up and down the field at Memorial Stadium. Final score will be something like 56-14.

PS AJ: I just reread the July & August 2008 archives....I am gonna miss this blog next year....reading the shit you post, the comments back and forth, etc gets me ready for the season....now I am gonna have to go over and pester Big Head and the Boys to get some hate going....

1:50 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

Phil

"#1: I get slammed for "bringing 1989 smack" while you humps keep bringin up 1968."

When the fuck have I mentioned anything about 1968?

Go ahead, I'll wait.

I haven't said shit about your team other than the fact that they are taking an ass kicking next week.

See ya next week clown.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

AJ

I just noted your Monte Christo reference....

Bravo...I mean that.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Husker Nation said...

AJ

I give you til August 1, 2009 before you crank the engine back on this blog. By then, predictions of a Big XII North 1st place finish, BCS appearance, and a Helu Heisman will drive you back here.

AJ, you wish you knew how to quit us, but you cant.

See you next fall.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You put them at 4 on purpose just to rattle their cages. Well done.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous SDHusker said...

OK you anonymous piece of shit Colorado cock sucker here is the history to look at. Look hard dickhead because we have kicked your fucking ass 46 times as compared to 18 losses. And the tally will be 47 after next Friday you cry ass mother fucker!

At least AJ and his fairy fucking Kitty cats beat us a bit more regular over the years. AJ I was disappointed that you didn't fire back at me, lots of shut outs the other way over the years with you guys.

And who the fuck are you to talk about standards being a sCUm fan! You ass wipes at sCUm have no fucking standards! And don't start talking about a few losers we have had because it is old news, even a school of the highest integrity like Nebraska is going to have an occasional outlaw show up on campus. At least we don't have the fucking idiots do outlaw tryouts by raping our girls when they are visiting to see if they will really fit in on campus!

Series history (46-18-2)
NU CU
1898 23 10 (A)
1902 10 0 (A)
1903 31 0 (H)
1904 0 6 (A)
1905 18 0 (H)
1907 22 8 (H)
1948 9 16 (A)
1949 25 14 (H)
1950 19 28 (A)
1951 14 36 (H)
1952 16 16 (A)
1953 10 14 (H)
1954 20 6 (A)
1955 37 20 (H)
1956 0 16 (A)
1957 0 27 (H)
1958 16 27 (A)
1959 14 12 (H)
1960 6 19 (A)
1961 0 7 (H)
1962 31 6 (A)
1963 41 6 (H)
1964 21 3 (A)
1965 38 13 (H)
1966 21 19 (A)
1967 16 21 (H)
1968 22 6 (A)
1969 20 7 (H)
1970 29 13 (A)
1971 31 7 (H)
1972 33 10 (A)
1973 28 16 (H)
1974 31 15 (A)
1975 63 21 (H)
1976 24 12 (A)
1977 33 15 (H)
1978 52 14 (A)
1979 38 10 (H)
1980 45 7 (A)
1981 59 0 (H)
1982 40 14 (A)
1983 69 19 (H)
1984 24 7 (A)
1985 17 7 (H)
1986 10 20 (A)
1987 24 7 (A)
1988 7 0 (H)
1989 21 27 (A)
1990 12 27 (H)
1991 19 19 (A)
1992 52 7 (H)
1993 21 17 (A)
1994 24 7 (H)
1995 44 21 (A)
1996 17 12 (H)
1997 27 24 (A)
1998 16 14 (H)
1999* 33 30 (A)
2000 34 32 (H)
2001 36 62 (A)
2002 13 28 (H)
2003 31 22 (A)
2004 20 26 (H)
2005 30 3 (A)
2006 37 14 (H)
2007 51 65 (A)

Read it and weep ass wipe!

2:33 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Regardless, your whining is noted

Did you mean "winning"? ;-)

4:12 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

If I had a rookie of the year award, I think Internet tough guy would get it. :)

By the way...that "Clash of titans" comment...I'm sure there was no SLIGHT HINT of sarcasm or tounge in cheek there. Not a bit.

Seriously, some of you guys are so gullable it's not even funny.

PS - I think the record for comments on a post is 80 something. Think we can beat that by tomorrow's new column?

And by the way...I said this blog was shutting down..I didn't say I was going to stop writing.

4:29 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

And H/E...I'm glad you got the Monte Christo reference.

Good thing somebody is paying attention.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Husker_Engineer said...

AJ

Monte Christo....I am still laughing. Only a Mizzou fan who really hates us could pull that name out of his ass....Corby Jones is still wondering how a freshman wide receiver catching a ball off another guys foot beats him one year and a 5'11" walk-on, back-up QB beat him the next.

Hell, he did alright for himself though. He is an an MD here in town.

PS: we can definitely set the record.

PPS: You say you are going to continue to write, any clues where?

5:24 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

BUFFL8TER,

Lets break the record.

My predictions:

The Huskers will once again be the dominate team in college football with 5 National Championships in the next 10 years.

The Tiggers will return to their mediocre seasons and be happy to go to a bowl every 3-4 years

The KU fans will keep saying "Wait till basketball season".

KSU will return to the worst football team in D1 history.

ISU will still be ISU

AND CU will fire Hawkins so they can return to the days of strippers, raping coeds/fellow players, and all the other "fun" things that happen in Peoples Republic of Boulder.

Where is "anonymous" lately. Must be time to make the donuts.

Another Prediction

OU 63 MU 29

10:28 PM  
Blogger colo4nu said...

OOOH forgot Buffalo Phil:

How do you keep a Colorado football player out of your yard?

Put up a goalpost.

10:35 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

Nebraska used to have trophies. Now they have 'cut and paste' smack. If I see one more NU fan try to talk smack by cutting and pasting I'm going to fucking throw up.

You guys didn't fail like expected this year. But you didn't do much more than find a little consistency either.

"Not the action but the victory; Not the game but the goal; In the ability to cut and paste out of the Husker Media Guide the glory".

7:07 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

"Mizzou will be happy to go to a bowl every 3-4 years?" Holy shit man, do you realize it was like 25-27 years at one time? I went like my entire childhood without watching my team go to a bowl. 3-4 years would be a dream.

This is why I don't think you get it. Everybody is looking at Mizzou fans like they're completely destroyed about this season. Meanwhile, most of us went our entire elementary, junior high and high school years (and then some) without cheering for a good team.

This is what I'm talking about.

And H/E, I haven't decided what I'm going to do, but I know I'll probably take the off-season off. You might find me on some message boards now, but I'm not sure how that's going to work with so many imposters.

Regardless, I'll probably reappear somewhere..either on a new blog or a network blog for next season. Like I said, still working on the details.

No matter what though..the Husker specific hate blog is done. There is no real reason for it anymore.

8:39 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Actually, let me rephrase that...I'm definately taking the off-season off. We'll see what the 09 campaign brings.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous SDHusker said...

NE-Jhawk you can kiss my cut and paste ass! Do you want me to cut and paste our record against you worthless fucks? And get it right dumb ass, I grabbed them off Huskerpedia, it was faster!

AJ tell the truth your planning to start writing midget porn so you can be eye to eye with your readers!

So fuck off and have a happy thanksgiving you jealous bastards!

The BIG RED IS ON THE WAY BACK, live with it!

11:03 AM  
Blogger Damien said...

"Actually, let me rephrase that...I'm definately taking the off-season off. We'll see what the 09 campaign brings."

Let it go Favre, just let it go.

11:36 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

It sounds so stupid when you people say, "we're back".

I just like looking at it actually typed on my screen.

Funny stuff.

PS - Favre? I said the blog was dead and I am correct. It is not coming back.

2:09 PM  

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