July 10, 2008

When "Classy" Meets Clueless

OK, I did a lot of stupid shit in my day.

One time when I was 9, I hopped on my grandfather’s ATV with my little brother and headed down the street. I hit a curb so fast that the front tire stuck in the ground, sending my 6 year old brother flying over my head…only for me to run over him with it. For good measure after I drove over his thigh, I stayed on the bike another 20 feet...all the way until it went up a tree…tipping over and trapping my leg under the hot exhaust pipe.

One good 1st degree burn and several layers of charred flesh later…I realized that was pretty stupid.

Right before I graduated high school, I was accepted into the best journalism school in the country. I was even working on a partial baseball scholarship with the possibility of a full ride if things worked out. My room and board would be covered by some family members and the whole thing would hardly cost my family a dime. Instead, I choose to stay home for a girl, who ended up serving more cock than Chik-Fil-A.

Several bitter years and some therapy later…I realized that was pretty stupid.

Or take a few years ago. I was playing in our local baseball league when I got smacked in the wrist with a high and tight fastball. It hurt like hell, but I didn’t think it was too bad, since there was no swelling and I could move my fingers. I ended up playing 5 games more over the next 2 weeks, until I finally realized that it simply wasn’t getting better. By the time I went into the doctor to have them check it out, the movement had more than doubled the size of the 2-bone fracture in my wrist.

Surgery and 14 weeks in a cast later…I realized that was pretty stupid.

Yes, I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff in my day, and I’m sure most of you have stories such as these as well. Stories in your past where you just simply didn’t think. Perhaps you look back on your own life fondly, and remember times and images where you didn’t exactly make the best choice in judgment? Perhaps you realize you screwed up the second you did it? Perhaps you were even proud of your incredibly bad judgement? Perhaps it cost you your marriage...your girl or even your freedom.

But on your worst day, I’ll bet you weren’t as absolutely butt-ass idiotic as Austin Texas based Husker fan Jim Conradt...Aka “Darth Husker” on Wednesday.

Now I know what you’re saying…pretty silly on my part right? Pretty foolish for me to go ahead and hold an entire fan base accountable for the mindless actions of one drunken Hick fan? I hear what you’re saying. But here’s the deal: I bash on your program because they suck and most of all..they deserve it. I bash on your coaches and fans as a whole because they’re mypoic and delusional. But even on my best days....it’s not very often that a single ONE of you does something so outlandishly stupid…it simply defies logic.

Let me set the scene for some of you who are behind.

On Wednesday, Ol’ Darth Husker was getting into it hot and heavy with some Oklahoma fans on HornyHuskerFan.net or RedRoids.com or whatever outlandishly sophomoric island of thought you people tend to drift off to during the late off-season. Anyway, apparently while Ol’ Darth was getting into it with said Oklahoma fans online..he started to slowly forget something very important. Somewhere during the exchange…an exchange many (if not all) of you have probably had online…Ol’Darth simply flat out forgot one of the most basic facts on the planet in 2008; something so drastically true, even if God himself handed you a stone tablet while you were sitting at your PC right now..you still wouldn’t believe him....

Darth forgot that Oklahoma fans root for a very good team, while he rooted for a very bad team.

Somewhere lost around that time also was a fact that seems to slip by a lot of you, and that is: The internet is a playground of ideas and passion..especially around a popular sport like college football. But in the end, the rules of law still apply there, just as they would if you were standing next to somebody in a bar.

Look, I may bash on Mo Purify for being a lazy and a drunken hothead during bar fights… and I may accuse Tom Osborne of secretly lusting after bestiality porn in his spare time. However, when all of that is said and done, EVEN I…the Minister of all things hateful and bitter...would not be so devoid of common sense that I would actually report that some rival players were not busted by an RA during a panty raid…not given a ticket for parking in a handicap spot…but distributing cocaine.

Ummm…anybody see a problem here?

Apparently Ol Darth was so pissed off in his drunken/idiotic state that he thought he would cause panic in Soonerland, and report not on a message board..but on the DAILY OKLAHOMAN COMMENT BOARD that OU stars Sam Bradford and Landry Jones were apparently apprehended as coke dealers. I mean…I could see getting pissed off on the Rivals National board…or I could see losing your cool at BigHuskerDork.com or whatever….but the freaking message board for the LARGEST NEWSPAPER IN THE STATE!?!?!

How does ANYBODY this stupid even live? How is this guy able to pay his taxes, feed is family or Jesus Christ…tie his own fuckin shoes? The Daily Oklahoman!?!?! What, was the FBI cybercrime website message board down? Did he not think that MAYBE the arrest of two of the state’s biggest celebrities would MAYBE cause a reporter or two or fifty to think something was amiss? I mean, do you people want to be good again SOOOOO BAD that you would actually stoop to something that even I thought was below you?

Now again, this is EXACTLY why I don’t bash the personal lives of players unless called upon. This is exactly why I don’t try and “spice up” my blog with links to Marlon Lucky’s doctor records or Todd Pederson’s girlfriend’s myspace page. I don’t accuse guys of going to gay bars or having homo-erotic affairs with each other…even though you have to admit…when you people send me pictures of your entire receiving corps with their shirts off or dressed in volleyball drag…it’s kinda tough to hold back.

Anyway, let this be a lesson to all of you that the stupidity of one person can indeed ruin it for everybody else.

But hell, that’s not all!!!

Apparently Boba Fett Husker has been a Husker message board staple for years, and is quite well known by at least three friends of mine. In other words…the guy wasn’t some newbie off the street who was high on pot and 5 straight viewings of the 96 Fiesta Bowl. This was a guy who actually IS one of you. This is not some random douche…this is an experienced douche who absolutely positively…should have known better.

Nothing your players do ever shock me. Nothing your administration does ever shocks me. Hell, nothing you people do as a group shock me..and that includes that fucking psycho dude who walks around with a stuffed rat and has all the Husker players sign it.

But just when I think I’ve seen it all, along comes a fan who simply can’t handle the fact that your team and your fanbase as a whole are completely, totally, 100% at the absolute bottom of the college football food chain. Like it or not, this dude represents all of you, and is now a poster child for a fan base who is very simply a millimeter away from plummeting off the cliff.

And good God, it’s only mid-July. What type of psychotic tales will we be reliving when you are sitting at 3-5 in October?

God bless football and the mighty scholastic wonders who passionately follow it.



**LATE EDIT**

Come to find out dude didn't post this on a message board..he actually mocked up the Oklahoman website to make it look like they were arrested. Whether it looked real or not...it adds an extra layer of stupidity on the pile due to the line of copyright law being crossed. This just gets better)

48 Comments:

Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

I just re-watched Batman Begins the other day. Something about this and a quote from that movie stands out.

"Its not what's inside that counts, but what we do that defines us."

All we ever hear is 'Isolated Incident! You can't judge us!"

Well that just dosn't fly. As I pointed out to the Husker fans on a board, when NU comes to Lawrence next I expect to hear about tires being slashed. That's because it happened. A fan base is judged by thier actions.

Many fanbases have dumbasses who end up in jail over thier zelous actions. But NU is the only one I know that just spent 30 years patting themselves on the back for being so 'classy'. And it didn't even take a loosing season to turn them mortal like everyone else. What will they become when the go below .500?

10:45 PM  
Blogger NEBforCU said...

Christmas has come early!

Love the fact the nubbies are saying this is no big deal, and we should just get over it..

Kinda like how the man love of Cally, and the fire in his belly when he called out the Oklahoma fan base f-Hillbilly.
That was ok, but now one of there own, calls out and gets blasted, and we are the immature ones? We should just let it go....

spin spin spin, oh the nubbie will take a beating for this one.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"high on pot and 5 straight viewings of the 96 Fiesta Bowl"...that just brought coffee up through my nose!

6:49 AM  
Anonymous saunders45 said...

Did you actually see the article in question??? I did, It looked faker than a 3 dollar bill with Clinton's face on it. Anyone who thought it was real is a complete moron and should step away from the internets now.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!
Wow..just wow.

Wait, I'm not surprised.

Another one out of the park A.J.
I can already picture in my head the spins, the piss poor defending, the sad show of trying to say "Oh yeah well you're fans...." and of course the two level headed Holer fans that will feel the same way I do about it.

Truly, you Husker fans are the classiest college football fans in the nation.

Dr. Buffenstien.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dumb were the radio stations that ran with this story? All you had to do was check the freakin URL of the website.

Way to check your sources, radio morons.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's it like to be TORMENTED by a football team?

1:01 PM  
Blogger HucktheFuskers said...

AJ,

Great to have you back.

I don't know which Cornholers' reaction to this story bothers me more, the "so f-ing what, it's just a joke" reaction or the "he's not one of us, we'd NEVER do anything like that" reaction. Bullsh*t, you google "Darth Husker" and you get more hits than the Royals rotation. The clown has his own website. Yes, this is something the classless and the clueless from Lincoln would do. You're right, he isn't one of you, he is you.

AJ, if you are in need of some light reading, may I recommend the following tome:

Through these gates pass the most pretentious fans in college football.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Commish CH said...

Excellent breakdown. The thing is, he had the time to think this over, the time to start the process, the time to work on it, the time to hit 'enter'. Never crossed his mind "hey, this is just stupid what I'm doing, maybe just turn off the computer and go outside."

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I mean, do you people want to be good again SOOOOO BAD that you would actually stoop to something that even I thought was below you?"

What does this have anything to do with wanting to be good again? In a quote by this guy he basically said he was just trying to 'stir the pot' something you do on a regular basis here.

Now, granted you have not snagged a template from a statewise newspaper to run an elaborate but poorly executed joke (yet). And, granted this may not have been the brightest of manuvers but how does it represent him (us) wanting to be back on top again?

It sounds to me he wanted to talk some shit on a message board and created a (bad) hoax-like joke to do the job. Which would you rather have: some dude making up phony ass headlines on a fake paper degrading your team or him actually ripping your nuts off?

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The correct term for this is not "joke" or "hoax."

This has a very specific term in American law. It's called "libel."

I hope those two Sooners sue the crud out of that guy and make sure he never does anything this butt-ass stupid again.

The absense of condemnation from the Husker fans around the county is what makes this doofus' actions damn all of you.

Everybody say it with me now, "libel."

Good. I knew you could do it.

Bob

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly Pathetic.

I heard Darth Husker was going to follow up by starting a blog to continually denigrate Sooner fans and whine and complain about how bad the Huskers are. I mean, how sad is that?!?!

Oh wait...

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Darth forgot that Oklahoma fans root for a very good team, while he rooted for a very bad team."

Hasn't stopped you fans of the little 6 from flapping your gums -- CONSTANTLY

8:58 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

I love how everybody bashes the blog...yet makes no mention of why they not only comment on it...but come back over and over.

That's like bitching about McDonalds making you fat..all the while lodging your fat ass in the corner booth holding a 10-piece chicken McNugget.

You jackasses have zero credibility. You want to bash the blog..don't look like a douche and do it from afar.

Idiots.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous ultimatedude3312 said...

ne-jhawk,

I caught that quote when I watched Batman begins again. It is so true.

Yeah they had a great run of 30 years but when they started to lose, all that pride was gone and they didn't know what to do.

AJ, you need to look at what Husker fans are saying about their newest commitment, Cody Green. Some are talking about him being better than Vince Young!!! WTF???

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either way, I LOVED watching my Buffs beat the fucking Sooners.

Did the Corn beat the Mavs last year? The should totally play them.

Dr. Buffenstien

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Husker Shrink said...

So "Darth Husker", an idiot who happens to be a Nebraska fan, writes an article to piss people off. The man has nothing better to do with his life, like contribute something worthy of being read, than senseless malarky about a college football team.

So A.J. "HuskerH8ter" an idiot who happens to be a Nebraska hater, writes an article to piss people off. The man has nothing better to do with his life, like contribute something worthy of being read, than senseless malarky about a college football team.

Now, let's evaluate who this loser is more like, a Husker fan or YOU!

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what more, reports are surfacing that the guy was a manager in the IT dept at the University of friggin Texas!

As I understand it, his computer expertise allowed him to make the post look like a Daily Oklahoma report. He also used the name of a reporter for an OU recruiting website to make it look more 'official.'

UT has issued a statement denying he used school computers.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to get ahold of the actual fake posting. This was not some generalized 'guys got busted' internet thing. It went into great detail of describing the exact legal charges, repeatedly referring to cocaine and crack base charges. Don't know if it is an accurate characterization of what the law provides, but it is designed to look like it.

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Robert said...

The guy that did this should, and hopefully get the punishment he deserves. I won't even go into how stupid and senseless it was.

But I'm not sure that you are any better then this nut who pulled this crap. I'm curious as to how much of your time you have devoted to this site, for your passion. For your hatred of a fanbase. Wow.

It's truly amazing. It's true, us Huskers can be overly proud boisterous bunch. I am proud of what my team has done over the years. But I have always treated opposing fans with respect. And I still will, regardless of how good or bad we are doing on the field.

I'm not sure at what point you snapped and created this blog. I hope, for your sake and that of the family you may have, you can let the hatred go. All it does is hurt you in the end. Many people are laughing and enjoying our spiral into chaos. Whether we shall remain in the basement or rise again remains to be seen. I feel the latter, but time will tell.

What really is a shame is that we might meet somewhere, and become friends. But, if you were to find out that I was a Husker fan, you will probably hate me just because of that.

One more thing before I leave you in peace. Every fan base has its share of losers. Some, more then others. Us Huskers are not immune to it, although many I guess thought we were. It has been a rude awaking to some. It isn't what team you root for, or what state you live in.

Its the society today that has made good people turn, if you will, to the dark side. I choose to try and be the type of fan all teams need. Hopefully a good one. So, may whatever team you root for have a great season, may your players be free from injury and trouble.

And I hope you enjoy the season. Might see you at a game. Take care.

7:06 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Did the Corn beat the Mavs last year? The should totally play them.


Great point. I mean, if we did put them on our schedule and then lost, we would probably need to be banned from saying stupid shit like suggesting other teams would lose to non-FBS schools on blogs and shit, you know...just as an example.

Holy shit, can you imagine what it would feel like to have that happen to your team?

Randy

10:22 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Mr. Shrink...thanks for stopping by and welcome. Because this is your first comment(s), I will excuse the fact that your attempted double-wide slams were as pathetic as they were weak. But again...I give a pass to beginners. Please note that amateur hour does not play well here. Regardless..I'm glad you tried.

Enjoy your stay.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Blankman said...

Now THAT is the AJ I remember.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Big Head said...

This guy is a fucking idiot. How long can it take to go from idea, to jacking their website template, to posting it, and NEVER have a problem with it? Seriously.

Even respectable journalist (HAHA) Jenni Carlson from the Oklahoman probably thinks this guy went over the edge.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Big Head said...

ANON 8:56-

"Truly Pathetic.

I heard Darth Husker was going to follow up by starting a blog to continually denigrate Sooner fans and whine and complain about how bad the Huskers are. I mean, how sad is that?!?!

Oh wait..."

If you're going to try a joke, make sense. DH, a Husker idiot, is going to start a blog to rip on Sooner fans and bitch about how bad the Husker fans are?

Try again, and next time proof read before you press the "Publish" button. Your lame-ass attempts prove how correct AJ is.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Big Head, RIF try and keep up. All AJ does is whine about how bad Mizzou is, except for last year when he "didn't even know how to behave".

Your post shows you to be a noob with no context. AJ is a total loser just like Darth Husker...and clearly I'm not the only one who thinks so.

8:56 Anon.

9:10 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Wow, that is brilliant. Ya know, when I set up a blog designed specifically to calling out 2.1 million people for being inbred delusional douchebags...I figured every single one of them would see things my way. I'm absolutely floored there are apparently 2 people who agree that I'm a loser.

Listen to me closely....

The more I piss you off..the more I'm doing my job. Obviously you give a shit, or you wouldn't be telling everybody how wrong I am.

And by the way...Mizzou has a better record over the past 5 years than Nebraska. Look it up and then whine about that.

Dickhead.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What WOULD happen if the Corn did play the Mavs and got beat?

One of you losers would probably follow through on your classy death threats.

-Dr. Buffenstien.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see, now that Mizzou has a good record (or better than the Huskers over the past 5 years) are you now maintaining that you've never whined about how bad they are? Are you retracting all the "I was born in Missouri log cabin I built with my own hands so I *have* to be a Mizzou fan, oh whoa is me" apologist drivel? Are you retracting all the "Mizzou fans aren't good fans" statements?

AJ you have no cred as far as judging good fans because you aren't one.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous ohf said...

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

3:51 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

1) Nice to see OHF back in JV form after however many months off.

2) You can attack the Mizzou angle all you want. You've got nothing. I've explained that aspect of this puzzle many times...and no matter what angle you take...you're wrong.

And yes, they have a better record in the last five years...and the fact that you went to the "aren't a very good fan" card...completely and totally falls under the Husker fan stereotype.

Why?

Because you don't understand that nobody outside of your little cult gives a fuck about who is a good fan or not. There are no good fans. There are fans....period. Some of them root for losing teams. Some of them are unoriginal pricks.

You just happen to be both apparently.

6:14 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

As expected, my response flew right over your head, Buffenstien...

Let me put it another way and this time, do me a favor and don't sit too close to anything that generates wind flow while reading it. We need to do everything possible to keep this between your ears in hopes that it will somehow make contact with a brain cell.

Ummm.. let's see...

Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure that if I go back and look at all of the D-1 teams that have lost to D-1AA or D-2 teams, as of today, CU will show up in that list and NU won't. Now, if you are coming from a school that doesn't sit on that notorious list, then fire away.

Otherwise, you're a fucking moron..

Hope that helped clear that up.

Randy

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There are no good fans. There are fans....period."

I think that sort of thinking just excuses really shitty behavior. If there are no good fans, how can there possibly be bad ones?

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bornred,I understood what you were saying completely, and I am so HAPPY that you can read stats from 3 years ago. Congrats! I can read them too, I also got the pleasure of watching that game, and the following games that season. I also had the joy of watching my school's football program tank. You know what other joy I got that year? Opening the paper every day and NOT seeing a fellow CU fan being arrested for making death threats against coaches, or other people who made fun of my school's program that year. You on the other hand can't really say that, being part of the classiest bunch of college football fans and all. Believe me, we would have been happy with having the two more wins during our darkest days that year.

So maybe follow your own advice and turn of your fan or tell your wife to stop breathing through it’s mouth just so you can concentrate.

So stay classy Nebraska fans...Oh shit way too late.

Love Always

-Dr. Buffenstien.

3:26 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Huh? Did you say something?

Pathetic response for a rising star in the medical industry, like yourself, don't you think, Buffenstien?

Fucking ironic that you deride Husker fans for their self-imposed image as "good" fans and your whole rant was basically you patting yourself on the back for how great of a fan you and your fellow CU fans are...

Think about it.

Like I said... fucking moron

Randy

9:42 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Damn, look at Randy get all miffed.

This is getting good.

9:46 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Well, I'm no OHF or Corn-ridden shit guy, but I have to try to represent my fellow Quincy Magoo's...

Randy

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randy,
I would say CU fans have more class than you, again no death threats coming out of Boulder. But that really was the only part of my post that I was able to pat myself on the back about being a CU fan. But I do understand that reading might be a new thing for you and all.

It's a very sad day in Corn holer land when a CU fan could even think of saying something like that and it being a fact.

Again, death threats dude. Death threats.

Love again

-Dr. Buffenstien.


P.S.
You might feel better if you threaten to kill me or something.

7:28 AM  
Blogger bornred said...

I would say CU fans have more class than you

Hmmm.. okay, that's fine with me, I'm not in some little contest with you to be the "classiest", but isn't it you that has a problem with that same statement coming out of a "Corn holer" mouth?

The best part of this exchange with you is, I don't really have to say anything to expose you as the hypocrit you are. Give me a break. Just keep posting there, Doc. You're doing my job for me.

In case you haven't picked up on this yet, this is exactly why it's so easy for AJ to do the same thing with the morons in our fanbase.

The fucking funniest part of this whole thing is that you are exactly the same type of fan that you are slamming NU for having...

Epic.

Randy

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randy,
Clearly reading comprehension was not one of your more "stronger" gifts.

Let me help you out.

http://www.rhlschool.com/reading.htm

You may want to get an adult to assist you with some of it first.

It's going to be O.K.

After this I am pretty well done, as clearly you have yet to understand what message I am trying to convey. Me trying to get my point across to you is about as fulfilling and pointless as trying to teach a dog quantum physics.

So I guess with that you can claim you won the interweb war of wits.

You should probably hang that part up on your wall. But maybe you have some death threats to go make or some shit. I forget what you goobers do with your spare time except for stuffing dead mice and putting a red #7 jersey on them, and well..Wait.. Don't care.

Much Love and respect to you Randy.
Someday you'll find a world that makes you happy and understands you, and isn't so cruel to you due to your shortcomings, just like Charlie did in Flowers For Algernon. (a book, maybe one day you'll read one).


-Dr. Buffenstien.


P.S. Remind me when C.U. puts up signs stroking us off about what "awesome" and "classy" fans we horrid lot are.

On second thought don't bother, cause it'll never happen.

10:17 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Clearly reading comprehension was not one of your more "stronger" gifts.

Let me help you out.

http://www.rhlschool.com/reading.htm

You may want to get an adult to assist you with some of it first.

It's going to be O.K.


Holy shit, you know you are in trouble when you have to resort to the "reading comprehension" insult. It pretty much tells the reader "I have no idea what reading comprehension is or how to use it in the right context, but I think it makes me sound smart".

There's just nothing better than a guy spittin' out 4 posts of single paragraph, non-punctuated, contradictory babble and then following it up with the famous "Well, I'm smart, you're not" post. You should consider throwing a "neener-neener" in there somewhere to complete the feat. I see you and nebforcu work from the same script.

Someday you'll find a world that makes you happy and understands you, and isn't so cruel to you due to your shortcoming

Whoa, you're really giving it to me with both barrels now, aren't you? Tell the truth, you were also sticking your tongue out at me when you typed this, weren't you?

Since we are sharing links, you should consider taking a look at this one. It'll make things easier on your audience.

Randy

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice paragraph long rant about Ol Darth posting on the DAILY OKLAHOMAN COMMENT BOARD! You are a dumb mother fucker for actually believing that comments on a message board prompted the lawsuit. I mean I could justify a lawsuit if someone duplicated the Daily Oklahoman’s website, but a post on freaking message board? Are you really that big of a dumb ass to believe that this whole thing started over comments posted on a newspaper’s website? How do you even live? How are you able to pay taxes, feed your family or Jesus Christ…tie your own fuckin shoes?

What a stupid fuck! (You can take the boy out of Missouri, but you can’t take the Missouri out of the boy)

10:38 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Ummm...what part of "late edit" did you not get?

Did you even read the whole thing?

Either you're illiterate, or you didn't. I'm guessing both.

Go fuck yourself and pick up a hooked on phonics CD while you're at it.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a simple son of a bitch. I read the late edit dipshit, it doesn’t change the fact that your dumb ass thought the whole thing was over a post on the Daily Oklahoman’s website.

Keep posting you stupid bastard.

P.S. I don’t need a phonics CD. If I want to listen to someone try and sound out words, I will listen to your old lady while I’m pounding her pussy. “oooooh…….fuuuuuuck” well you get the point. (Probably not since you’re such a dumb fuck)

4:11 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Awesome. It's been quite a while since I've had one of these comments.

That's for saving my faith in mankind.

I was beginning to think I was going to have to explain to everybody else how Husker fans have completely lost their minds and their ability to even talk smack effectively.

Your "old lady" smack?

Thank god some of you still exist. I was starting to think you had an actual good football team to worry about instead of throwing a hissy fit about some idiot who got himself sued.

Which by the way...no matter how much of a tantrum you throw..is still the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of..and that includes your attempt to fight back.

7:02 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Oh, and the fact remains...actually MOCKING UP the D.O's website (And thus breaking copyright law as WELL as libel laws) is even more butt-ass stupid than posting it to a forum.

I thought I was doing him a favor.

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Shrink said...

Well,

It is clear you are like millions of others out there. Lost. I apologize for how pathetic my previous post was.. and am even changing my name to what you have dubbed me... Mr. Shrink!

While you may be pissing off some, there are others who are just laughing at you. Me, I just pity you.

3:30 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

I've been doing this a long long long time.

I'm amused that you have this whole site figured out in a few visits.

Trust me when I say this..and take this as a lesson learned: I've dealt with people who are far less unimaginative as you. I've dealt with people with far more creative writing skills than you...some of which actually write for your own team.

Now I'm sure you don't know this...probably because you're dumb enough to think only Husker fans read this blog...but for somebody who actually has the data in front of him....Let me fill you in on something.

A LOT more people are laughing at you than me.

Again, I didn't just make this up overnight. I'm well aware of who hits this site and who doesn't. I'm well aware that I've had over a million hits in 4 years, am linked to CNNSI.com and even contributed to a book on Husker football.

But yes...you I'm sure have figured it all out above everybody else.

Well done old chap.

(and let the record show, you haven't even mentioned your team ONCE in any one of your many worthless and predictable diatribes.)

8:33 PM  

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