March 21, 2007

Quick Hits (Sorry, I've been Busy)

Quick update, because I have way too much shit going on.

* Perrault nearly broke down in tears whining about the Huskers playing Oregon at the Qwest Center. Apparently the big donors at CU have now purchased the rights to every single thing that goes on there. I can't wait for my UNO hockey season tickets to turn blue as well. I'm NEVER EVER going to defend the Huskers in ANYTHING. (Look what I do for fun) But the level of elitism and arrogance has risen to all-time highs.

I know nobody gives a shit about the Bluejays because when I bag on them..nobody responds. There's your proof. Matt, do everybody a favor...stop acting like a jackass. You haven't even lived here 2 years. Let those of us who have put up with this town for decades deal with this shit.

I'm willing to believe you and your (big fat quote) "non company line" if you give up your Husker football press pass. then we'll see how "passionate" you are about it.

* Husker spring ball is coming!!! WOOO HOOOOO!!!! Here are a list of stories you will see from the Omaha media in the next three weeks, in no particular order:

- JC Keller hasn't won the starting job, even though he's going to win the Heisman next year.
- Husker fans love their team more than anyone and will sit through a 3 hours scrimmage.
- Some walk-on is going to start and make his dreams come true
- The Huskers will beat Wake Forest and USC next year because they both suck and are rebuilding.
- Something new and outlandishly expensive is on display for the spring game.
- Steve Pederson is in awe of Husker fans because of their "passion" for the spring game.
- The turf is still that stupid ass green on dark-green.
- The Jumbo Tron can still be seen from space and will win the Huskers 3 extra games next year.
- Some Husker player who was injured last year will be an All-American this coming season.
- Other spring games don't draw jack compared to the NU spring game.
- AUTOGRAPH DAY

More to come as the worst time of the year continues.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ:

You crack me up. You forgot to add that your "corn ridden shit" guy bought the only available Sky Box next to the one Larry The Cable Guy has.

Has anybody seen the "Corn Ridden Shit" guy around who posts here from time to time?

8:24 PM  
Blogger Husker Mike said...

I've used up my allotment of Perrault bashing for this month. If you think he's crying on the radio, check him out over at the Bluejay Cafe.

9:37 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Where is the Corn Ridden Shit guy? Haven't seen him for a while. (Means I'm not doing my job).

I'm coming up with some spring football stuff, so maybe he'll show back up.

As for Perrault...it's too bad, because the guy had a lot of potential to be a good voice of reason in this town as an outsider. Unfortunately, he's used his connection with advertisers (CU) to make false stands.

By that...I mean how can ANYBODY be that passionate and bitchy about something when they've only been here 18 months? It's just stupid, it's transparent, and it's a waste of perfectly good talent, because I do enjoy SOME parts of his show.

Oh..and he was right back in talking about Husker football yesterday. Wonder why.

8:13 AM  

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