October 27, 2007

Instant Analysis - Nebraska vs. Texas

I’m sorry. I’ve got nothing.

I can’t stomp on your grave anymore. I can’t convince you that you are any worse than you already acknowledge. I can’t paint a picture any more clearly if I tried.

You suck.

And the worst part? Nobody really cares. Oh sure, a couple of you got fired up when Nebraska led at halftime, but like I told you a few weeks ago…now that you suck, you can bank on the fact that you will blow games in new and exciting ways. I do find it funny however, that your team actually played BETTER once they got away from you. That spoke volumes if you ask me.

Some other conference observations, since nobody else really gives a damn about you, your team or the awful habit you have of making mediocre teams look great:

* Good win for Colorado on the road. If Colorado ever picks up a more consistant passing game, the Buffs are going to be damn tough. Gotta be happy for that team after the crappy year last year.

* Good win for KSU as well. Good holy mother of God does Baylor suck.

* If Texas would have lost to Nebraska, Mack Brown would have been fired on the spot. Is there any team tougher to figure out than Texas? They have more talent than God, and quite often they simply don’t show up. Then today, when the game was on the line in the 4th, they decide to hit the jets and blow away a horrible Husker team.

* Missouri plays a subpar game and still wins rather easily. Unfortunately, Pig Brown blew out his Achilles, and is out for the season. A HUGE blow for a team that really used his fire and energy on defense. Unfortunately, this happened at almost the same time as Brian Smith’s broken hip last year. I don’t have to tell you what happened after that.

* That smoke isn’t a part of the California wildfires…it’s simply part of the smoke and mirrors that Kansas is using to beat people on the road. Has ANY team looked worse home or away than Texas A&M tonight? Granted, that is a tough environment, and the fat man has KU playing well…but good God did the Aggies look awful. Should be interesting in a couple of weeks when the Jayhawks finally play a team that can throw the ball.

Barring a major disaster by Missouri…the November 24th game at Arrowhead will be the biggest, most hate-filled extravaganza ever witnessed in the history of sport. And they’re going to sell BEER there too?

Oh my.


PS – Did you REALLY think I was going to put a piece of shit Jayhawk logo on my blog? Pah-lease.


Anonymous Earl T said...


Love it! The Fusker babies won't even come out to play! They took the ball, the pads, the shoes and their jocks home and now they're pouting in deep depression! What a wunnerful state of affairs.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God that game at Arrowhead is going to be epic.

I just hope something cool happens to make it memerable (short of anyone getting hurt or a riot).

11:00 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

This is the first time in 3 years that I can remember not a SINGLE Nebraska fan comment here after a game.


11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job as usual AJ. I love
your stuff. Makes my day, day
after day. Grew up in Kansas
but only a mile from the NE state
line. So much of what you
share rings true. Nebraska fans
live in an alternative reality.

This allows them to do things like pronounce Du Bois, Nebraska, as Do Boys, NE.

Sure wish I owned some liquor stores in Lincoln, and Omaha,
or maybe even Lee's Bar in Do

Husker Hater and the new reality

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ, go fuck yourself.

The HUSKERS will be back sooner than later and bigger and better than ever, and Missouri we go back to sucking as they always did.

As always,
You Can Eat A Mile Of My Cornridden Shit and KISS MY HUSKER LOVING ASS

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm torn, do I hope my Wildcats lose to MU so MU can take the North from GayU? F*ck GayU!
Willie Wildcat

11:55 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Ahhhh...leave it to the corn ridden shit guy to save you all from the brink of extinction.

Well done.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Huker Fans:

I know you hate Mizzou so you must be torn -- do you want your team to beat Kansas or lose to the Beakers so they will stay higher in the polls than the Tigers? What a dilema.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Missouri Husker Fan said...

I'm with corn-ridden shit guy. Huskers suck. AJ sucks. This blog sucks. The fat man will DEVOUR the METHZOU then puke all over this blog.

Blow me. Go away. GO JAYHAWKS!

6:56 PM  
Anonymous fatgino's corrored artery said...


6:57 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Mizzou Husker fan has officially lost his mind.


7:20 PM  
Anonymous Red Raiders, they're not just for breakfast anymore said...

Hey AJ,

Just a thought but maybe since your hate gauge is running a little low, you could solicit "guest posters" to carry you through this down time until the read scurge wins a game against Louisiana veterinary college and starts talking shit again and you pick up some steam. Theres plenty of husker h8 out there to get it done.

9:20 PM  
Blogger <- ANNIE said...

I’ve been sitting here reading your blog for a while now in an attempt to see why my boyfriend visits it constantly…
After reading some of these comments, I’m now 100% convinced that ALL Nebraska fans are batshit insane. Nebraskans are like the fair-complected fat kid that I was forced to sit next to in 5th grade. Not only did he smell like an attic, he had a permanent kool-aid mustache and so much snot on his coat sleeves that they’d sparkle. You could torment and humiliate this guy but all he’d ever say is things like,
“Shut up fart-face!” or “Whatever!”
I felt sorry for him because not only was he homely & poor, he wasn’t clever enough to survive being such a loser.

And all I have to say about KU is –My gay cousin Todd went there which was significantly more heartbreaking for the family than him being a homo.


2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 'greatest fans in America' are really showing their true colors. They are acknowledging moral victories and rooting for teams' rivals. Gee, that's what the rest of "us" do. You know, fans of teams that aren't ordained by God to win 10 games a year for 40 straight years.

Sucks to be mortal, as you can see, some cannot help it.

7:59 AM  
Blogger PlusDrew said...

I've commented a few times and not gotten a response, so I stopped trying.

FWIW, I cared after this loss. For the first time since USC, I actually felt something besides apathy after the game.

But whatever. Pull it together, see what you can do against the Jayhawks.

On my Xbox, I just got a nice QB transferring in from Texas, should make for an interesting race once he becomes eligible, should he prove to be a better option than my 2 year returning starter.


9:30 AM  
Blogger PlusDrew said...

"And all I have to say about KU is –My gay cousin Todd went there which was significantly more heartbreaking for the family than him being a homo.


Way to make your fanbase NOT look like prejudiced assholes.

9:32 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Drew, you are probably the only NU fan left here. Therefore, you are most likely FAR more likely now to get a "personal" response than you were before.

What would you like to chat about? Movies? TV? Britany and Lindsay?

PS - Concur on the Mizzou comment..although I understand where the hate comes form.

12:26 PM  
Blogger PlusDrew said...

More often than not, I agree with you, AJ. I post on Husker boards, I know exactly the type of fan you're referring to. I just am glad that occasionally you acknowledge that sometimes Nebraska fans aren't like that. Sometimes we realize that we're not the exception to logic and reason. Some of us understand that it might be 20 years before Nebraska goes to another bowl. Some Nebraska fans think that they deserve success because they sell out every week, but the GOOD fans realize that no one deserves shit. You get what you earn. For 30 years, Nebraska EARNED the wins they got.

The good fans are the ones that will stick around and watch the 30 point losses in the hopes that eventually it will turn around.

But when you say things like "No one cares that you're not playing well except you" I find myself wondering exactly what you're talking about, because I'm seeing Nebraska's struggles being covered over at ESPN.com, Sportsline.com, CFN, et al. I've heard many national pundits say that college football is actually better off with a healthy Nebraska program. College football separates itself from the NFL on the basis of its tradition, and Nebraska has a healthy and well respected tradition.

No one should feel sorry for Nebraska football. We got ourselves into this mess, and we should obviously be expected to pull ourselves out of it. We'll do it, hopefully sooner than 20 years from now.

12:41 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

It's probably easier for you to see the national press talking about NU, because you're looking outward. To me, it's not quite as noticible.

However, in terms of struggling from here on out for a while..look no further than Florida State or Miami. Both programs have had as much, or close to the amount of success that Nebraska has had...both are struggling mightily with getting back to the way they were. That's why I say..every time somebody says, "Look at USC or Oklahoma! they're back"....I counter with.."Look at Alabama,Notre Dame, Florida State or Miami..they're not"

And yes, I'm aware there are varying degrees of myopic Husker fan. It's just not as fun to mess with the one's who aren't crazy.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Coach said...

AJ I have an email for you, but don't know which address you can accept attachments at. Email me, please, acrahe@gmail.com

1:53 PM  
Blogger HBF said...

Ah, Annie... I could pull an "AJ" and claim that she's a prototypical Mizzou fan, full of class and grace, but that would be stereotyping and I don't want to be a hypocrite.

"plusdrew" ... excellent posts.

I'm in the dog house, deep inside it, with the wife for my meltdown in the 4th quarter of the UT-NU game. What doesn't make sense to outsiders, but is perfectly logical to die-hard fans - of any team, is that despite my low expections of the Huskers for this game, and season, I "lost it" over the bastards making the game close for the first three quarters.

As for KU and Mizzou, I'm rooting for KU since AJ made me a hater of Mizzou, as I used to be a hater of Miami and FSU. You always hate the teams that beat the crap out of you year-in and year-out, which explains Mizzou fans hatred of NU from the late 70s through the 90s, which most haven't gotten over yet.

2:06 PM  
Blogger bornred said...


Glad to see you decided not to pull the plug on this baby. Who do you think pulls off the win this Saturday. KU or NU? It must be driving you batshit knowing that we can't both lose this weekend...

Let me be the first to throw out Joey Ganz for late Heisman consideration (oh ya, I'm supposed to throw Keller under the bus now that he's out.. I never liked him, contrary to anything I may have said in any previous post here)

With almost no expectations on them now, maybe these kids can just go out and play....


PS. annie, I've never forgiven you for making fun of me in 5th grade. I'm a Husker fan, so the kool-aid mustache is a fixture (well, a stain anyway, for some reason it seems to be fading a bit), but the attic smell is defintely going away.... This year has much more of a basement smell going.

5:26 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Answer: Yes. It is killing me that I need an NU win to help my own team.

It's a horrible situation I don't wish upon anyone.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Section96 said...

This gets better all of the time. I see now where Pius Tom is now backtracking big time from a comment he made to KETV. Which, interestingly enough, never was broadcast on TV, just posted on their (KETV's website). Pius Tom, when asked a question about the possible revival of the "walk on" program, said it would be up to "the new coaches". Which should not come as a surprise, because we all know the current NU coaching staff are dead men walking. BUT, Pius Tom said he would not make any decisions on that until the end of the season. Appears he already has. Here is the link from the Omaha World-Herald:


8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're still just Missouri.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Dakota Husker said...

ROFLMAO! Dude it is just a game! I will tell you the same thing I told the clown standing behind me at the NU MU game who told me he hated me because I was a Nebraska fan , it's just a game!

I figure all you folks deserve this little stay at the upper end of the football world. Years of being stepped on by Nebraska had to be hard to swollow. And a bit of humility will never hurt anyone!

You do need to understand that the current state of affairs in Lincoln won't last long. Oh we will probably suck another year or two as we turn things back around but we will.

In 2 years our stands will still be full, people will still be waiting on a list for season tickets and we will be talking about the latest recruits we snag from within your borders.

And you folks will all be sitting there saying, remember that great season we had in 07, man I wish we could do that again.

So call me what you will but remember this, I do not hate any of you. I am a die hard Husker fan who loves college football and knows, it's only a game!

PS, you might want to review the good book, there is nothing in there saying it is OK to hate another person just because of the football team they support.

God bless and good luck the rest of the season! May the North defeat the south again!

1:23 AM  
Blogger footballluver said...

I will not lob your insults back at you. However I find it funny that when others are down, here is a Troll to make them feel worse. Stereotyping ALL NU fans, and just basically being your own sad self.
Remember sir that football is a game, one that your Trolling is not helping.
Do you seriously have nothing better in life than to live going out of your way to another schools blogs? Any kind of forum to show the world how disgusting jealousy can become once it has festered?
I hope that you teach a better reality to your family. Hey look, another fairweather fan who's team is actually doing well!
I can't say that at a moments notice I wouldn't just love for you to act as a real man. Maybe become an MMA fighter? Where your own actions actually impact the sport you love (hate). At a moments notice my friend.
And after you said nothing to my face, because you are one of millions of mentally/physically weak cowards who need this to feel important (hiding behind your keyboard), I would give you a nice shot to your gut. Maybe one to your nose, and afterwards would pick you up and try to help you understand that your cowardly viciousness helped me become equally ignorant, if only for a moment.
I will go away now, never to return. You will stay, forever, right where you deserve to be.

1:15 AM  

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