November 14, 2007

Riding With the Devil

Quietest Husker week ever?

Well…it was until the evening newscast broke into programming to report that one of you decided that you needed to dial up Kevin Cosgrove’s voice mail and tell him you were going to kill him. I mean…don’t’ get me wrong…sometimes that stuff is pretty tame. Hell you guys send me that stuff from time to time. But if Federal investigators are being brought in…it’s probably serious.

So why is this a story then?

Because it’s usually rare for the same group of people who consider themselves the “Classiest fans in the nation” to get accused of sending a threatening VOICE mail to one of your coaches. Hmmmm….who WOULDN’T want to come work for you? I mean seriously, if I was some hot shot coordinator or successful lower-level coach…there is no place I’d rather be than the middle of flippin nowhere, with a boring campus, ugly co-eds, a hideous stadium, ridiculously idiotic media members and….oh yeah…the fans want to kill you if you screw up.

You’re not Arizona State. You’re not UCLA. You’re at a grey and dull ag school in the middle of the country that has absolutely NOTHING going for it but your name. Don’t get me wrong…I call you out for being hypocritical jackasses all the time…but when stuff like this starts to hit the news? It’s more trouble than you think.

So to sum this fired a 9-3 coach, and now your fans want to kill the d-coordinator who took them to the Big 12 title game last year, while they taunt his kids at school and mock every word he says…before the season is even over?

Well hell…sign me up.

* I know many of you are shocked to learn this…but Nebraska isn’t the team I hate the most on earth. “But crazy blog guy…what about the blog? The rants? The years you spend on it? The vulgarity?” This is what I’ve been trying to say to you for years and years: Hating Nebraska is personal…it’s in my face…it’s between me and all of you. Hating Kansas is bound by blood…by family and tradition. I would love to start a blog about the Beakers….but quite frankly:

a) Nobody else would care outside those two schools.
b) KU has usually either sucked so bad in football it doesn’t matter….or their basketball team is choking against (Insert MAC team that starts with 'B' here).

But with all of that said, I’m not going to sit here every day to tell you why you should hate Jayhawk fans. (Even though you should). I’m also not going to sit here day in and day out and pound my chest about my own team. Anybody can do that..and there are plenty of people out there who can break things down much better than I.

Either way, you can bet I will discuss this more in detail after the games on Saturday….but next week is going to come down to the most violent and blatant display of hatred between two fan bases, EVER seen in College Athletics. You think I'm kidding? You can give me South Carolina vs. Clemson…you can give me your lame ass Duke vs. North Carolina. You can give me the ULTRA overrated Michigan vs. Ohio State crap….

All of that is BABY stuff compared to the hate and rage felt between Missouri and Kansas fans. Do Michigan fans refer to Ohio residents as “Slavers"? Do Ohio residents walk around with t-shirts depicting the Civil War Era raid that killed over 100 people…when a band of freedom fighters burned a Kansas cowtown to the ground? I doubt it.

The rivalry is not about t-shirts or yelling real loud or photoshopping funny pictures on a random message board of the other teams’ players. These two fan bases went to war over their hatred for one another. Not a war of words. Not a war of wills. A war with hot lead and death and gunpowder.

Normally….in fact…pretty much NEVER would I mention all of this in this blog. But considering the once-in-a-lifetime implications looming next week…I am forced to educate you on them. With that in mind, let me remind you that in no way am I conceding a Missouri victory on Saturday….God knows I’ve been kicked in the gut for less in years past….but on Saturday afternoon…if the Tigers win and the world is looking at a showdown next week of such proportions…then Lord only knows I will not be able to hold back…and give you a one-week window into the last true great rivalry throughout all of mankind. (Perhaps second to the 3-way battle between Christians, Muslims and Jews).

If you’re a KU fan reading this…Blow me. I hope your next Zima is fermented and stale. I hope the blue and red cashmere sweater you get for Christmas has a small rip in the seam. I hope your grandmother is sexually assaulted by a toothless band of chlamydia-infected circus midgets with open sores that ooze green.

Kiss my black and gold ass redleggers…and see ya next week.

The rest of you…buckle up and enjoy the ride. You don’t get to see a display like this very often.


Anonymous kuhater said...

hahahahahaha ha ha cough. Man Cosgrove is a dipshit lol im glad someone threatened to kill his ass. Now just wait their game at CU i gaurentee he is surrounded by the secret service and has 2 or 3 cops with him at all times to hold his hand, shit maybe he should ask for their advice on play calling....who knows. As for KU, they are a fucking JOKE! Next week we will all see their pitiful defense crumble under the arm of Chase Daniels and Talib(KU claim to fame) will be scored on countless times. Let it rain blood on this day, let KU fans be pushed over the railing at ArrowHead stadium for being so God Damn Ignorant. I hope to see them get Spanked like a redheaded stepchild in the parkinglot of walmart. And then the whole nation will realize they were overrated in the first place and can be put back to their place in the rankings 118th where they belong. As for missouri they will go On and have a great season and maybe a little redemption against OU. So KU fans, when your baby jayhawks lose next week, that is if they make it past ISU his weekend, dont come crying and weeping because we already know you guys suck. My only question for you is, Did you bring your knee pads?

6:49 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

A Mizzou fan with a t-shirt depicting and celebrating the rape, burning, and pillaging of an American town SHOULD say it all...

But the fact that an MU fan could print SCOREBOARD under that picture is saying even more.

How fucking stupid and un-educated can you get? Do Japaneese people walk around with pictures of the USS Arizona sinking in Peral Harbor and say SCOREBOARD!!!!

Hell no. THEY FUCKING LOST THE WAR!!!! What's more...I think they realize that. Then again most Japanese have a family tree that forks.

Never mind that Hiroshima shit...SCOREBOARD!!!!

Oh and by the way...I was in Missouri last summer. I fucked your mother on the Silver Dollar City flume ride.

7:39 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Good lord...How butt-ass stupid can you get. You fucking idiot....I mean seriously...

Silver Dollar City got rid of the flume ride years ago. It's a river rapids now.


7:48 PM  
Anonymous Bill Callahan said...

I've done an excellent job AJ. How many times do I have to tell you! You're all idiots, just like my agent said.

I've actually been offered the Patriots job when that homeless guy retires after the Super Bowl this year. Can you imagine how much I'm going to improve Randy Moss? Great character guy that I'd love to have! There's no way I could mess them up, right?

I may even take my buddy Kevin with me.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Thanks for taking a slightly higher road than normal with the Cosgrove story. I am more ashamed of this than any 76 point loss could make me. It pales in comparison.

I will say this. Whoever this douchebag is, he is not a Husker fan. He is one of those wife-beating, lifted truck driving, little league umpire fighting, double-digit IQ having, mouth breathing, never actually played a sport assclowns who make me hate being a sports fan at times. No real fan of any team does something this destructive. I hope he gets hit by a gas truck while smoking a fat cigar in his lifted penis mobile.

As always, I hate you AJ.


9:01 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Wow. Husker fan here, watching from the outside. I'm VERY interested in this game now. Seriously, when else do you get to see two perennial nobodies duke it out, false teeth and all?

Grab the moonshine, Clem! We's gonna see a lynchin'!

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, "Husker Nation" puts the 'ass' in 'class', showing they can NOT handle adversity. Mizzou sucked since the 60's and not ONE TIME has there ever been a documented death threat...DEATH THREAT for an assistant coach. a DEATH THREAT. Wow. Worlds classiest fans pass through these gates but not through the these fiber optical phone lines.


Stay classy, Lincoln

10:09 PM  
Blogger James said...


You came to the good side and supported my Buffs, now I shall do the same for you. I can't speak for all Buff fans, but I'll be cheering for Mizzou on the day after Black Friday. First of all, I've only had one bad experience with a Mizzou fan. I've never had a good experience with a KU fan. I enjoyed it when they sucked in football (see: 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, hell, every year but this one) because I only had to deal with their stupidity in one sport -- basketball.

Rock Chalk Bucknell!

Go CU!

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Mighty Huskers Fan said...

AJ you calling Cos and stiring up trouble for us again!

By the way, ask your mommy to shave the hair off her back and to get the roots of those teeth pulled. She scared the head of my 10 inch Big Red cock when she blew me last night. Do thank her for me though, I needed the 20 bucks she paid me for the sex!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ spanking his todler sized pedder in the potty can be heard screaming, "scoreboard" when he blows his top!

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just bought that shirt and will be wearing it at the game. fuck kansas, the only reason that they would be mad at missourians for that shirt is if they were ignorant to their schools own terrorism

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you thought that the Cosgrove caller was a typical Husker fan I'd understand why you hate us so.

There is unanimous condemnation of this whack-job's actions. Everyone knows he's clearly a nut. The coaches know it, prospects know it, coaching candidates know it. Everyone but you I guess. To you this is every Husker fan.

Putting this forward as proof that Husker Nation is full of nasty horrible people is just further proof you have nothing on us. You're grasping at straws.

Sucks to be you I guess.

12:15 AM  
Blogger rock.and.roll said...

AJ... why in the world do you live in next door to an "ag school in the middle of the country that has absolutely NOTHING" by choice?

As somebody pretty far removed from the great plains, I can't help but think you're the true idiot for choosing to live among the very people you hate.

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AJ, do you publish entries to your previous blogs? I just posted to the "The "I'm Sorry" Edition" If not, could you do a KU fan (Anonymous but identified in the post as the "KU fan in Huskerland") a favor and move my response here? It may, as a consequence, lose some context, but you and the kuhater will get it. Thx, KU fan in Huskerland.

7:38 AM  
Blogger TB said...

Hey ne-jhawk, your dumbass fans have shirts with a depiction of a man who was nothing less than a Civil War-era terrorist, so don't go claiming the moral high ground on this one.

So Quantrill and his men burned Lawrence to the ground. Ever heard of John Brown's Raid? Look it up and get back to me.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I thought you would enjoy these:

Stay classy NU!

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the jackass that said:

"Whoever this douchebag is, he is not a Husker fan."

you spout the typical husker bullshit. Of course the guy that called in the deaththreat was not a husker fan, 'cause husker fans are too damn classy for that, right?

Give me a fucking break dickhead.

8:45 AM  
Blogger NEBforOSU said...

the best fans in the land.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, I laugh at all the comments you pathetic jelous bastards make about us!

Let me ask a few questions.

Can you tell me about a visiting teams fans vehicle having the tires slashed while in Lincoln?

Can you show me pictures of a visiting teams Jeep being piled with garbage while in Lincoln?

Can you tell me when an opposing team was last booed in Lincoln?

The list goes on and on folks!

The bottom line is we have idiots just like the rest of you fucksticks. The difference is Nebraska only has a few idiots while Kansas and Missouri are filled with them.

I mean just how fucking stupid do you have to be to still be fighting the civil war! It ended a few years ago boys and girls, get past it!

And why would it matter anyway, you inbred mother fuckers didn't matter in that war any more than you did in any other beyond being in the first wave of a battle to ensure the stupid mother fuckers were all shot first. Of course it would have been a Nebraskan in charge because you dumb bastards couldn't lead your self out of the toilet with washed hands let alone lead a battle.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous It's Daniel, NOT Daniels, dammit! said...

Good lord...How butt-ass stupid can you get. You fucking idiot....I mean seriously...

Silver Dollar City got rid of the flume ride years ago. It's a river rapids now.


Oh. My. God.

I have never laughed so hard at a block of text in my life. I'm probably going to get fired now, but that was worth it.

Absolutely classic, AJ.

I really hope the Tigers can pull out their first victory in Manhattan since I was a second-grader so I can see your full potential unleashed.

10:24 AM  
Blogger NU_elecngnr said...


I am the "dickhead" who said this asshat is not a husker fan. Before you make an assumption about my intentions, try pulling your head from your ass and then read my entire post. It was not that long and unless you have a severe case of attention span deficit disorder you should be able to keep up.

However, since you are obviously retarded I will slow the short bus down a bit more for your ignorant ass. What I said was:

"I will say this. Whoever this douchebag is, he is not a Husker fan. He is one of those wife-beating, lifted truck driving, little league umpire fighting, double-digit IQ having, mouth breathing, never actually played a sport assclowns who make me hate being a sports fan at times. No real fan of any team does something this destructive. I hope he gets hit by a gas truck while smoking a fat cigar in his lifted penis mobile."

To assist your ignorant ass, I have put the relevant portion in bold print. Wipe that little bit of slob you have at the corner of your mouth (we all know you have it)....and we will continue.

I did not imply--even remotely--that he could not be a husker fan because he lacked class. In fact, I generalized that real fans of any team do not do things this destructive to their team. So, no direct or indirect mention about Husker fans being classy.

Personally, I fucking hate the "Greatest Fans" crown that Steve Pederson thrust upon us and which many have lapped up like dogs. I am a Yankee fan and, as such, know a bit about fans without class. If nothing else, I hope this season rids people of this Greatest Fans notion. Probably not.

So retard, did that clarify things for ya?

Thanks for trying.... GFY Corky!

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If there were anything I would enjoy more than this blog it would be the exact same blog about KU. Living in Nebraska has apparently made you forget just how many people hate chicken fans. I live and work in Kansas City and EVERY SINGLE person I work with that isn't a uk fan HATES uk fans no matter their alma mater or background.

I'm not rooting against you this week but as a K-State alum, I can't root against my boys. Besides, I'd rather see those idiots get stomped by Mizzou and then have to face Oklahoma next week and get relegated to the Gator Bowl at best.

1:47 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Okay, now we're talking.. This is a much better comment section. When you start bringing someone else's mom and your own meat whistle in the conversation, outside the MILF context, you know it's getting serious...

Tide's rising... Where the hell is CRS guy?


2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:28 PM  
Blogger HBF said...

klTo the author of the Anonymous post that began: "LOL, I laugh at all the comments you pathetic jealous bastards make about us!"

Now that's a great post, easily a 9 out of 10.

The more I read this blog and read the posts in response, it's becoming apparent that Missouri followers have a perpetual chip on their shoulder. They resent their second-class status and for the longest time, since their team couldn't produce on the field, the zealots of the group vandalized personal property of the visiting team's fans. Presently, they're team is enjoying a great season and they can't seem to simply enjoy it like adults.

As I've said previously, get a Husker fan to start an encounter group for you. It would be called "How to enjoy your winning team responsibly." We have experience with winning teams, a little dated, but nonetheless. As former drug addicts run the drug center and help those with drug problems, we'll help you cope with an obvious unfamiliar situation, i.e., winning consistently.

Don't sign-up yet though, your team has to at least win the Big XII North, which would be another new experience for you. KU fans would be welcome too, but they seem to be on a higher mental and behavioral plane than the Missouri faithful. I'm not sure they need help with handling winning as the Missouri dullards.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "Burn Lawrence Again" Thong?


3:10 PM  
Blogger bornred said...

Ah, yes... Those NU co-eds are pretty disgusting...

Click here to see what it's like to wake up at the crack of Dawn?

Someone hand me a kleenex, please.. I feel dirty


4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As you can see AJ continues to spread his propaganda about our Mighty Huskers and all the great fans who are part of Husker Nation. He continues to dwell on everything negative that happens in our world trying to find a way to justify his pathetic purposeless life. AJ I am sorry for you brother, to have to go through life wishing you were one of the chosen few like we Husker fans are has to be excrutiating for you bud. I really hope that you have never found yourself cowering in the corner with a loaded 37 stuck in your mouth and your shit smelling finger on the trigger. It is not worth it bud, you can’t be one of us but that is no reason to dwell is despair your entire life.

I tell you what, they have some pretty damn good BBQ in KC. And you are living in a state where pigs are grown, why don’t you add some value to your pathetic life and become a pig farmer! That way you you could take the hogs you are done fucking and sell them to all of your Missouri bretheren for BBQ! You would also have a snappy title that you could put on your business cards, AJ the “Pig Fucking Pig Farmer.” And then the rest of your body can smell like your finger does after you scratch the hemoroids on your ass, like shit! You probably have piles from all the ass fucking you get by your buddies at the BBQ pit, they say them boys are big!

You talk a lot of shit for a gifted writer. Why don’t you turn your attention to something you could use when your spanking your monkey in bed at night, write some porn baby!

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aj- whats your problem? why not just move away?

5:43 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Randy...I don't buy it.

When I was in school...a girl I went to high school was in the Big 8 issue..and brother let me tell's amazing what airbrushes could do even back then. many of those girls are even FROM Nebraska? Serouisly...good job though. I appreciate you participating in the discussion.

As for pig farmer guy.....


I will let the rest of you respond for me.

PS - I'll move when you idiots stop doing stupid shit like firing 9-3 coaches, and dressing up as giant ears of corn for halloween.

6:14 PM  
Blogger bornred said... many of those girls are even FROM Nebraska?

Well, if they aren't from Nebraska, then it doesn't really help your point either 'cuz then something brought them here.

Serouisly...good job though. I appreciate you participating in the discussion.

I'm picking up the sarcasm here, but airbrushed or not, from Nebraska or not, you can't say you didn't enjoy it.


PS. The Kansas chick was butt-ugly...

9:10 PM  
Blogger AJ said...


Dixon blows out a knee.

The stakes just got higher. Who's going to blink?

Rock Choke Chickenhawk.

9:13 PM  
Blogger NE-Jhawk said...

River Rapid? That explains the bucking. I thought she was just into it.

Show of hands for any big 12 fans who have a team that is currently ranked top 5 in Football and Basketball? Show of hands for any big 12 fans with teams that have EVER been ranked top 5 in the same year?

That's right....suck it slaver.

How's your secondary program doing? Wait, which one IS your secondary program again?

9:50 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Hi Grand Island Independent Forums!!!! Love you guys!!!!


PS - Please don't stop talking about me. I'm too much of a wimp to say things in person to the entire city of Grand Island.

Congratulations, you're the most myopic and delusional city in Nebraska (Small-medium category). Your prize is in the nail.

Seriously...please don't stop talking about me. You're all I have.

8:00 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

By the got pwned on the river rapids comment.

Keep trying though.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how Anonymous at 10:19 has to qualify "opposing team"..."Can you tell me when an opposing team was last booed in Lincoln?". How about the last time you booed your own team?

Booooooooooooooo! you 'Sker douchebags.

Signed, Anonymous at 12:27 PM

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're stil just Missouri.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For any Kansas fans interested in having sex with mothers at Silver Dollar City I can tell you that they have both a flume ride and a river rapids ride.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For ne-jhawk,

This is the maker of the burning lawrence scoreboard shirt in that picture speaking. This isn't the place and you aren't the person for an intelligent, rational discussion. But to your point that the person who made it was fucking stupid and uneducated, I'll cut and paste the statement about the shirt I've given to the media people who asked about it. It's got plenty of valid points and big words so you may be unable to keep up, but here goes.

the point of the shirt, to the extent that there was one, was as an informal protest against the University of Kansas’ continued use of the “Jayhawk” as its athletic logo and mascot. Any KU grads or students upset about the image on the yellow Lawrence burning shirt really need to investigate the origins of the term jayhawk and jayhawking, and they will find that all of the things that upset them about the shirt I made – town burning, citizens being murdered, lawlessness and looting – are all things that jayhawkers also did during that era. Wikipedia notes that “Jayhawker bands waged numerous invasions of Missouri and also committed some of the most notorious atrocities of the Civil War, including the Lane-led massacre at Osceola, Missouri, in which the entire town was set aflame and at least 9 of the male residents killed” and that “items stolen in raids into Missouri were frequently referred to as having been ‘Jayhawked’”. In that regard, KU already makes reference to these sorts of atrocities every single time its athletes take the field or court with “Jayhawks” on their uniforms and each time a “Jayhawks” shirt or item is sold by the university. The KU football team even wears red socks each time they play against Missouri to represent the “Redlegs”, another name for the Jayhawkers during that time period. So in my view, it is the University of Kansas that continues to force these old civil war issues to the forefront by the names their teams use and some of the practices they engage in.

I certainly recognize that slavery was an issue at the time and absolutely do not support prejudice or injustice toward African-Americans or any other group, and the shirts were in no way meant to connote that. They are simply a response to KU’s practice of using a name and mascot that refers to armed guerilla groups who committed atrocities; the shirt I made does exactly the same thing in response. I also do find it hypocritical that Kansans have independently been designing shirts referring to Missourians’ as “slavers” and what not when Kansas’ own civil rights record is far from praise worthy. Slavery was a terrible evil in our country to be sure, but so too was segregation, and the fact remains that after emancipation Kansas as a state continued to allow for segregation in its schools and elsewhere. It took the Brown v. Board of Education decision, whereby the U.S. Supreme Court forced Kansas to finally overturn its own statewide adopted segregation laws, for there to actually begin to be a hint of equality in your state - and Brown v. Board was well after most all northern states had already voluntarily desegregated. I don't understand why, if Kansas’ proud “Jayhawkers” were so intent on fighting for a people's freedom, the state of Kansas would turn right around and subjugate those people even at a time in the 1960s when many other states didn't. It’s hypocritical in my opinion and therefore not something that should be celebrated as an official university mascot.

The truth of the matter is that Kansas, like Missouri, was a crossroads for America, and both states have seen their share of internal conflicts over the years. During the Civil War, Missouri was a border state that never seceded; it had pro-South elements but also many pro-Union residents. St.Louis was one of the greatest Union strongholds of the Civil War; Ulysses Grant called Missouri his home. All of these are issues that do get raised by KU’s use of the term “Jayhawk” and its’ teams wearing red leggings for contests with Missouri athletic teams. I don’t like the idea of offending anyone but at the same time, I think that KU has already put that issue on the table with its mascot. I find it odd that the University of Kansas supported changing the official name of its athletic competition with Mizzou from the Border “War” to the Border “Showdown” because it didn’t think the term war appropriate, yet continues to use the term “jayhawk” and let its football team invoke the image of “redlegs.” That said, if the University of Kansas acknowledges these points and agrees that its mascot can be seen as offensive and an inappropriate symbol to use, I will then do what I’m sure many Kansans would like to see happen to these shirts – I will burn them.

4:52 PM  
Blogger doombob said...

Husker fan here. I find your blog very entertaining. I appreciate that you point out the "fans" that make up the loudest and most outspoken of the Husker Nation. Yes, these fans are the ones who called for the Solich firing, and are now calling for the Callahan firing. Most likely, these are people that didn't even go to or graduate from UNL. These are the same people calling in death threats and saying that Callahan should have benched Keller before he got hurt. I live in Missouri and I've seen my share of angry Tiger fans, but they just don't live and breath football down here like they do in Nebraska. Then again after seeing that shirt... maybe they do feel just as strongly about it.

4:55 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Some of ya'all are pretty funny this week.

Well done.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, just when I thought things were getting a bit dull we have a history lesson and a stupidity lesson back to back! Thanks for the history lesson, I was not aware of the terrible things done by the good people of Kansas or the meaning of the word Jayhawk. Unfortunately after stumbling on this blog I have lost all respect for anything related to Missouri and the only thing I can say is, those Jayhawkers didn’t get enough of you inbred hillbilly bastards back then!
I know somewhere in AJ’s family tree is a hillbilly mother fucker who probably spent the Civil war hiding out in a shack in the woods like AJ.the zit faced band geek mother fucker does behind this blog They should have shot his entire family tree back in the civil war and saved us all from this shit he posts.
Of course I would never wish any ill will on any living human being which AJ is but if only those worthless none shooting murdering bastard Jayhawkers had done a better job way back then……..

Oh and Dumbbob, go fuck yourself. Solich was a fucking douche bag that was hosing an intern, thats why the dumb bastard was fired.

And Callahan is a stupid mother fucker, probably born and raised in Missouri who can't coach shit. Why the fuck would any respectable Husker fan want a fucking idiot like that coaching the greatest football program on the planet!

Think about you dumb bastard, if you still feel the same go rub some baby oil on your mothers ass and give her a good fucking tonight because you have to be an inbred mother fucker like these fucking idiots from Missouri and Kansas are.

And AJ we don't like you in Grand Island you fucking piece of shit!

8:41 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Man...NOTHING...and I mean NOTHING is better than some profanity laced tirade from some hillbilly from BFE Nebraska, who calls everybody else "hillbilly".


You live in GRAND ISLAND. It's like a truck stop and a Hardees. How the hell did you get internet anyway?

I'm not kidding...that really cracks me up. Please keep coming back, because it's pretty difficult to convince the world what complete backass hayseeds you are without some help from you.


PS - Your coffee table is an old Coleman cooler isn't it?

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Grand Island doesn't even have a Hardees, you fucking numb-nuts!

11:25 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Define irony:
ANYONE from Missouri (or Kansas, for that matter) referring to Nebraska as 'hayseed' or 'hick.'

It's just football. Get over yourself.

11:26 AM  

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