March 22, 2007

SPECIAL REPORT - J.C. Keller partakes in Husker Football Tradition

Reports are sketchy this evening, but apparently Nebraska quarterback Sam Keller allegedly likes to chuck plastic cups at girls and throw tantrums when the pressure is turned say, when somebody takes your parking space.

We here at Behind Enemy Lines are working feverishly on this story, and will bring you more fair and balanced reports in the hours to come.

Stay tuned for further information (and the inevitable “We’re going to take this in-house” comment) as it develops. No word yet from the Husker Athletic Offices as to whether or not J.C. "needs football in his life" at this time.


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