Time to Bolt this One Hick Town
FINALLY, a vacation away from signing day, Jim Rose, Creighton Hoops, “restored” order, and every other lame-ass thing that gets on my nerves this time of year. So for those of you looking for in-depth analysis from me on signing day….here it is:
Who cares? This time in 48 hours I’ll be on a boat in the Atlantic with a beer in one hand and a fishing rod in the other. OK fine…I’m sure I’ll miss you freaks going apeshit about some 17 year old from somewhere…as you anoint him next years whatever trophy winner. However, I think I’ve put up with this crap long enough that I deserve to go somewhere warm. Hell, it's only been 3 weeks since my last vacation. Time to get the hell out of Dodge.
So have fun scooping your driveway. Have fun trying to see through your windshield on the way to work this week, as some a-hole in a gravel truck slows to 20mph in front of you and won’t let you pass. Have fun breaking down 18 year old dudes, and predicting every single possible way their life could end up in the next 4 years. (Except of course, the reality that is..they may be good they may not.)
Regardless, I’m sad I even had to mention recruiting for this long, but rest assured…I know actual Husker fans who are TAKING TOMORROW OFF, just to track who signed with the Big Red and to “officially kickoff the Husker Renaissance."
I’m not kidding.
So have a great week. I may or may not approve your posts. I’ll try to throw a column out there…if I don’t have too many Coronas and…well…if I even think about your red-clad frozen dumb asses. Enjoy your little show tomorrow. I hope it’s everything you wish for and more.
Waitress, another rum and coke please.
PS – Oh, and one more thing. If you’re from Kansas…and you’re actually BRAGGING to a rival team about a sport you got your ass kicked in….then you are even more sad and pathetic than I thought. (And that's pretty sad) I’ve seen Husker fan do some whacked out shit….hell, a Husker COACH got a recruit’s name tattooed on his arm. But to actually stand in unison and taunt another school about a game you lost?
Now I’ve seen it all.
Good thing you’re “above” the rivalry.